Where are Gumby and Mary?

by UnConfused 67 Replies latest jw experiences

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    As I posted on Minimus thread:

    Ok, now I'm really p*ssed

    ...that ole Gumbers should be made to feel so bad that he has to go to such lengths with a sack-o-shyte organisation to get his family back! It must be brain-numbing, knowing what he knows! On top of that, that explains why we've seen so little of him, and I miss my ole nutshinin' buddy!

    I know he won't mind me relating this story, but I called him up a couple of years ago on Thanksgiving. He was a little maudeline, as he had the house to himself and the rest of the family were visiting other family for a turkey dinner (not Thanksgiving, of course, you understand) and he was excluded.

    Personally I would rather perform an auto-frontal-lobotomy (preferably with a .45) before going back. I do understand that some find themselves in a different place, however, and I totally respect their responsibility to make their own choices.

    Gah, thinking about this really does make me feel sick, though

    Gumbobbit, we love ya bro. Do what you have to do, but keep your head in one piece and visit us, huh?
    {{{hugs}}}

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    I heard this from someone else on the board through email, and was in shock. All I can say is you are a better man than me, Gumbadin. My mom tried to get me to do that fake it and come back routine, and I told her no in no uncertain terms.

    Terri

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    Mary-

    Hope your health improves.

    Gumby-

    Who's going to spearhead the nutsack polishing business? The franchisers are lined up and waiting for training. While you're going through the motions at the dumb dumb hall at least support the franchises. It is a sad day when a nutsack polisher returns to his vomit. Yes, a sad day gumball.

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    I can understand that he felt the need to make peace with family. I keep a low profile and still attend sometimes - why should my life be made more complicated ? Why should wife have all that extra hassle?

    He may not need to wait too long to fade. I have known some who got re instated so as to be able to mix with family, the never showed up at the Hall again. Once they were reinstated , there was nothing we as elders could do.

    I cannot see Gumby making a success of this dubdom - I can forsee his strong character coming out before too long.. Perhaps I will PM him . he may pick it up ?

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    Gumby, you green bastard! WTF have you done???

    Drop in soon and let us know you're ok. Don't wait until you need to be fully deprogrammed.

    W

  • Mary
    Mary
    Bluesbrother asked: Perhaps I will PM him . he may pick it up ?

    Absolutely. I think he would love to hear from anyone on here who would like to show him their support.

  • thecarpenter
    thecarpenter

    Hey Mary, good to hear you are better, the flu can really suck.

    Poor gumpoztate, having to go back for his family, I think the only reason they reinstated him was because they wanted in on the nutsack polishing business, not Walmart but "Walnuts" Gumshine is selling them the newest high speed buffers guaranteed to shine the dullest and limpest nutsacks.

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    Hs slogan is "At Walnuts, we take nutshining serious, never met a nut we couldn't crack."

    Go from this

    With all the money Gumbtrump is making, he got his hair styled,

  • thecarpenter
    thecarpenter

    Looks like the Gumbastard is posting again, good to see you again!

  • KW13
    KW13

    Wish you the best gumby, am here if ya ever wanna chat bro.

  • Spike Tassel
    Spike Tassel

    so where's Gumby now?

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