Sheepishly...............What is the normal recovery time for a hangover and what is the normal recovery time for daft things you might do when you geta bit drunk........
I won't pull the wool over your eyes. Alcohol poisoning is what you are dealing with. Being poisoned (on purpose) is serious. The damage to your brain and nerves causes pain. It takes recovery time.
Drink Apricot nectar and Root Beer (not together!). Keep drinking and peeing until your urine is clear like water.
Eat something healthy and take two aspirin. NEVER NEVER NEVER take Tylenol when you've had alcohol. It will damage your liver and can kill you. (If you don't believe me, read the warning label.)
Self-inflicted wounds are the worst we suffer. Especially in the name of "fun".
Altered consciousness is a strong desire of people living in an artifical world. Everybody from Noah to the shaman in Peru has done it. But, it has its price.
Look in the mirror the next morning after a drinking (or other) session. Ask yourself if you want to look that way permanently.