Zany Questions from Board Members to Wacky Terry

by Terry 268 Replies latest jw friends

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be laid bare. (2 Peter 3:10)

    love michelle

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    ...some stuff that I dug up... cherry...is the colour red...ruby red(Prov.31:10), blood red, also s/l Cherith...if you have a lisp...

    racoon...one of your cleaner scavengers...masked(Nostradamus.2:10)...comes out with the moon... mayonaisse...mmm...like a whipped up miracle!... cumquat...small sweet fruit..(c/f kam gold+kwat orange)...also, the colour of the shirt I was wearing in the (solicited) photo... Bon Ami...works great on walls...but they don't sell it here any more... Montparnasse?...that's in France...I read that in the Hebrew "tongue" after the Diaspora the name Zarephath(tsarfat) is used to mean France... bamboo baboon...is this a foundling, a la "The Bamboo Cradle"?... Ciao...that's Spanish...is that near Macedonia?(1 Cor 16:5-6) love michelle p.s. speaking of fruit...Strong's #672 in the Hebrew means fruitfulness
  • juni
    juni

    Terry,

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways??

    Why are men proud of their farting?

    Why do men always ask where their stuff is instead of looking for it themselves?

    Juni

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    Another parable He spoke to them:

    "The kingdom of heaven is like leaven, which a woman took and hid in three measures of meal till it was all leavened." Matthew 13:33

    love michelle

  • Terry
    Terry
    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be laid bare.

    And, that would be...you?

  • Terry
    Terry

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways??

    Why are men proud of their farting?

    Why do men always ask where their stuff is instead of looking for it themselves?

    1.Braindroppings by George Carlin.

    2.As I've said before; we were once animals. Animals live in a world of identifying scent. Our own scents are the standard by which all else is measured.

    3.If you can get somebody to do your gruntwork for you AND THEY DO IT, you've established pecking order!

  • Terry
    Terry
    "The kingdom of heaven is like leaven, which a woman took and hid in three measures of meal till it was all leavened."

    Funny, I always thought the kingdom of heaven was like twelve. Go figure.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    dear U...

    who is the "great noise" who started this thread?

    love michelle

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    And the ten horns which you saw are ten kings who have received no kingdom as yet, but they receive authority for one hour as kings with the beast. Revelation 17:12

  • Terry
    Terry
    who is the "great noise" who started this thread?

    Aha! Gotcha to answer without a scripture!

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