Ok, I'll cave and join the ritual emasculation:
The embarrassment starts with the fact that I used to put in Pioneer hours during vacations before I was even baptised. I got baptised at school age. Pioneered from school as Aux then Regular, attended Pioneer school, assisted with Literature, Mags, microphones and sound box.
As a MS I was literature servant, Mag Servant briefly, Territory Servant, Book Study Conductor and later on visiting Public Talk speaker to other congs as well as our own.
As an Elder I variously held Service Overseer, Account Servant, Secretary, TMS Overseer (one of the few semi-fun jobs), and taking the Watchtower and the Hall Book Study. Regularly gave talks on the Circuit Assembly programme and was being groomed to become a CO.
No wonder my wife's affections were alienated when I DAed and left that "wonderful spiritual career" behind for both of us. Personally I now count it "refuse", though it taught me an awful lot.
I never went to Bethel (my Dad did) and I never held the position of PO, Special Pioneer, Missionary, CO, DO, or Governing Body member (oh how I missed out, since I did everything else ), but I know a number that post here who have.