Beyond reporting it on the day after there had been no coverage of the story whatsoever - so I suggest if you are sick of pointless news stories about pointless people you move here (just dont buy the tabloids)!
Word. If I want to watch real news, I turn to the BBC. If I want to read real news online, one of the sites I go to is The Guardian. Trying to watch real news in America is difficult, because even though CNN can be decently neutral and professional, they just have too much fluff on sometimes. You have to know what time the good stuff is on... otherwise you might get hit with Nancy Grace (I think you all know how I feel about Ms. Grace) or--gag me with a razorblade--Glenn Beck. With British news sources, I can avoid the tired conservative noisemakers and I don't have to get my news from a hippy, if I don't want.