Who else is as sick of the Anna Nicole coverage as I am?

by avishai 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • anewme
    anewme

    Well when there are millions of dollars involved there will always be those interested to know where the money is going.

    Is it really true that some think Anna's son was murdered and that she herself was murdered for the money?

    Could the island of Bahamas be involved in some way?

    Who really is the father of the baby?

    And did Brittany Spears really enter a rehab and shave her head?

    Did you also hear that Michael Jackson may become a judge on the next American Idol?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    yes - it has got boring and is pissing me off - there are far more important things going on in the world right now rather than her death

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Nobody has picked up my bizarre theory that has absolutely no proof (so far).

    I say that Anna was having relations with her own son. He found out at the
    birth. Momma said, "Son, you wanted to know if it was possible. It's yours."
    Son commits OD.

    Anna continued the battle against anyone she was having sex with, so they
    don't get a DNA test (which would prove none of them is the father, but might
    lead to proof of the son's paternity).

    Anna loses a battle over DNA tests, and either quickly kills herself in shame
    or is murdered by someone (probably HKS) to try to delay any discoveries
    in the hopes of getting the money.

    IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING. Why don't they look into my theory?

  • anewme
    anewme

    OnTheWayOut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586
    Not to worry. The ANS story is being bumped by Britney Spears fleeing rehab and shaving her head. The world is spinning out of control...

    Maybe she's auditioning for a sequel to GI Jane?? LOLZ that's hilarious.

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    I think it must just be incredibly slow for the news folks. I wish they would put more effort into gathering actual news instead of the TV version of the National Enquirer (Daily Mail?) that they currently offer.

    Maybe if there was something big going on ... like, oh, I don't know ... maybe a war, or something ... maybe then they would be able to report something worth knowing about.

    —AuldSoul

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    Nobody has picked up my bizarre theory that has absolutely no proof (so far).

    BTW, I have decided to post ALL my bizarre theories on JWD from now on,
    especially those relating to WTS.

    In time, some of them will be true, then I can say "I told you so."
    I can't do much worse than Fred Franz did.
    Anything that doesn't come true- I will deny or spin.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Wolf Blitzer just announced on CNN that, yes indeed, after careful examination of the evidence, Anna Nicole is still dead. Updates to follow.

  • pixel
    pixel

    I am.

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    They were going to use Britney Spears to play Anna in the made for TV biography....but then she went and shaved her head today so they will have to use Paris Hilton.

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