Flu made in china, make em stop it

by Satanus 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I'm slowly recovering from a flu. Reading up a bit about flus, i found that about 80% of them come from china. It's because in some areas of china, large numbers of people and other animals like pigs, fowl and even some wild animals waiting to be eaten live really close together. Close enough for naughty things like thisalt

    to happen. That's when it happens, mutated virii within the animal hosts spread to humans, and it's the start of another flu for world consumption.

    So, i'm thinking, since china not only makes 80% of everything good, but also 80% of the flu virii, why don't we make them stop it? I mean, can you imagine a world w 80% fewer flu victims. True, it would probably set back evolution a few milleniums, but it would save the world a lot of money and suffering and kleenexes in the meantime. I'm not suggesting forcing kosher standards on the chinese, no. Just put enough distance between the humans and the other animals to stop what we see above. Basically, get them outta the house. China is making so much money, it can afford to do a small thing like this to make the world a healthier place. What do you say?

    S

    Ps, i'm thinking of mailing their health dept commrade a bill for my time lost from work for the last week. Where is the un, when you need it?

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    When did the Chineese start making blond haired white children?

  • riverofdeceit
    riverofdeceit

    They make everything, dontcha know?

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    why don't we make them stop it?

    Reminds me of one of my favorite episodes/strips/examples of "The Far Side".

    An ad for a can of Stop-It! Showed a man spraying an aerosol can at a charging bull, a barking dog and a nagging wife.

    Stop It!

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Satanus, you've been infected with a test-virus ala X-files, and if you survive, you will be processed for all your bodily fluids and a vaccine made therefrom which will save humanity!

    However, if that proves not to be the case--get well soon!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The people who raise those animals can't just stop... it is their livelihood.

    That would be like telling every American to stop driving cars.

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic
    Just put enough distance between the humans and the other animals to stop what we see above.


    I agree, and hey where's that babys mama? Or is she the one taking the picture? poor kid :(

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    LOL satanus! where is the freakin' UN?! heh heh.

    man, i'd be all for not trading with china at all anymore (i mean, they're across the world!), and getting serious about localized permaculture technologies for sustainable living. but that's a dream from another dimension man! lol...

    glad you're feeling better man. :)

    tetra

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    Ugh! That picture reminds me of when my daughter and her boyfriend are kissing! Gross! I hate mouth kissing . . . ugh! nasty germs ooo! . . . . don't blame it on China. She got it from her boyfriend - a rash on her mouth due to face sucking grosx i./m drunkl blahhhhhhhh bleachhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    misanthropic said:

    Just put enough distance between the humans and the other animals to stop what we see above.

    I agree, and hey where's that babys mama? Or is she the one taking the picture? poor kid :(

    Where's 'is daddy? What's 'is mamma gotta' do with it? Why is she to blame? c'mon, isn't the assumption that she's to blame a little sexist? Is that an adult malehand foot in the photo? Ah ha, there's daddy, just eggin' the young'un along!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    That picture is gross and cute at the same time! Weird!

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