Did You Learn ANYTHING From Being A Jehovah's Witness????

by minimus 57 Replies latest jw friends

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  minimus

  Well???
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  Brother Apostate

  I learned how destructive a cult can be.

  I learned how to waste time and life.

  I learned how power hungry people can be.

  I learned to sell.

  I learned how easy it is to distort the Scriptures.

  I learned how dogma can blind reason.

  I learned what Love is not.

  BA- For starters.
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  minimus

  I learned how to drive around in a car for 2 hours and do nothing.
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  OnTheWayOut

  I learned that there are organizations that will do your thinking for you. I learned who the
  12 apostles are, what festivals ancient Hebrews celibrated, the true meaning behind the
  movie "The 10 Commandments." I could go on and on. So what?

  Min, if I teach you something about being taken advantage of, would you mind paying me
  with all the money in your bank account for the lesson?
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  Nosferatu

  I learned that I don't want to be a Jehovah's Witness.
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  Finally-Free

  I learned how to lie convincingly, with a smile on my face.

  W
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  BFD

  I learned how to sleep with my eyes open.

  BFD
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  found-my-way

  I quickly learned to read body language, and differentiate a fake smile from a real one. Many, many fake smilers in the Borg.

  I learned how to daydream and make it look like I was paying attention.
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  minimus

  So far, I see we have learned a lot! Keep 'em coming!
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  anewme

  Yeah, I learned that "Religion Is a Snare and A Racket!"-----including theirs!!!!!