BEER THREAD

by nvrgnbk 403 Replies latest jw friends

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I believe we had one of these threads not too long ago, but it's always a positive subject, so here goes:

    1. Yeungling Lager, (Pennsylvania)

    2. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

    3. Guiness

    4. Hacker Schorr Dark Weiss (Germany)

    j

    You're a man after my own heart done4good. I've put quite a dent in the Yeungling supply over the years!

    LOL! Had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale on tap last night. I think I may have to look you up.

    Nvr

  • done4good
    done4good

    nvrgnvk,

    I recently worked implmenting a call center in Pottsville, (home of Yuengling). Not much of a town, but the brewery tour is definately worth doing.

    I live about two hours from there, outside of Philly.

    j

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    Heaven in a bottle!

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    To done4good and Bro A! Cheers brothers!

    Where's my New Zealanders(bigmouth)? I'm drinking Steinlager and loving it!

    Cheers to all!

    Nvr

  • BFD
    BFD

    After the NYC meet-up I won't be drinking Bass anytime soon. And talk about the cherry on top of the cake - Have you ever had cherry flavored beer ontop of a dozen + Bass? OMG I feel sick!

    Thanks, Nvr!

    BFD

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    After the NYC meet-up I won't be drinking Bass anytime soon. And talk about the cherry on top of the cake

    Thanks, Nvr!

    BFD

    LMAO @ BFD! C'mon, you loved every minute of it! Don't forget the green apple stuff that got the party started!

    Besides, I don't think it stopped at a dozen Bass Ale's! Good times bro!

    Nvr

  • BFD
    BFD

    I forgot about that apple beer. That was good. And I surely drank 12+ Bass after the apple stuff. But come on, Cherry beer on top of all that and Indian Cuisine. OMG I feel sick again..

    BFD

  • M.J.
    M.J.

    One beer I just remembered, which I really liked about 7 years ago was Redhook Blonde. I think I'll go look for that one again.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Hey M.J.! I toured Redhook(on the outskirts of Seattle) brewery back in the early 1990's with my bro. Cool operation, very generous on the samples. Check out their IPA as well if you like a hoppy brew.

    BFD! The green apple ale(Pomme Lambic) was good! It sounds to me like you need a little hair of the dog that bit ya!

    Cheers to all!

    Nvr

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    The Value of a Drink

    'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame, Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out

    of work and their dreams would be shattered.

    Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'

    ~ Jack Handy

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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    'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. '

    ~Frank Sinatra

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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    'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'

    ~ Henny Youngman

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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    '24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

    ~ Stephen Wright

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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    'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'

    ~ Brian O'Rourke

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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    'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

    ~ Benjamin Franklin

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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    'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'

    ~ Dave Barry

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

    ~Dave Howell

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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    And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

    Here's how it went:

    'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

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