by ButtLight 35 Replies latest jw friends
How many disfellowshipping "offenses" would he find?
Lets see......
The Jwd up on my computer....Links to psychic web sites....My smokes..books about the borg...my fiance who I live with....lottery tickets.....
My birthday cards displayed on my desk.....The aposta pics on my computer......oh I could go on and on...but theres a few!
Im so bad hey?
If an elder walked into my home,it would be a time of great rejoicing!..It means I`ve got a Dub to toss on the BBQ!!..Roast Dub Sandwich`s and cold beer!!..Yum-Yum!!..
hmmm, now lets see.
I'd get df'd if an elder saw the contents of my computer.
I usually have a lottery ticket on my desk.
And the elders eyes would pop out if he saw a photoshopped picture of me and his wife having sex.....lmao
"APOSTATE" Literature on my desk
Chain w/Cross
Birthday cards on Fridge
Christmas cards on Fridge
Easter Eggs
Invitations to Tennebrae and Maundy Thursday
Baptism Certificate
Watchtower Publications dating back to 1893
"In Appreciation" Wall Plaque from the United Nations
If an elder walked into my house right now..........
1) My husband better explain why he let an elder inside the house
2) My husband better explain why he left the door unlocked
3) the elder better explain why he walked in uninvited
4) he would find himself on the stoop forthwith
Blondie
Let's see....
Some "interesting" pics of my boyfriend and I that are on my computer.
My bf gave me his old laptop (he's a web designer for the "adult entertainment" industry...wink wink) and a bunch of his picture folders are still on the hard drive.
My drawer full of adult toys.
Lottery tickets
Links to occult websites
Birthday cards, Christmas cards, etc.
Actually he would see nothing that would be DFing, but then again they didn't have anything on me to DF me the first time and still did it. I think they would imagine something though such as my multy translation Bible.
abr
Not all necessarily DF offences, but naughty by JW standards;
A basket of Easter eggs which my daughters have arranged nicely on the kitchen worktop.
A file entitled "Watchtower Discrepancies" on the hallway cabinet.
Some 18 rated films.
Ray Franz and Richard Dawkins books on the dining room shelf.(And no WT literature).
A ripped up 'No Blood' card in the bottom of the kitchen drawer.
No skirts in my wardrobe except one that's far too short and tight to be modest.
A box of Xmas, birthday, Mothers day, Fathers Day etc. cards from the kids.
Oh and it's now 18:28 and I'm not getting ready for the memorial. (Is it tonight?)
I'm quite good actually!
I'm sure he'd just laugh at the fact I have a 2 bedroom apartment and the only thing in it is a blow up bed and a computer.
How many disfellowshipping "offenses" would he find?
Not one.
Warlock
