If an elder walked into your home right now......... (page 2)

Kudra

-Me sitting here at JWD with a "Simpsons" t-shirt on!!

...rubbers in the drawer...

...misc. sex items in bedroom/kitchen/livingroom....

...too much booze....

...naughty books....

...CoC on bookshelf...

...terrible pix on computer...

Nothing dub anywhere except the Insight books, which, after the Jephthah thread are going out the window...

ex-nj-jw

They wouln't get past the door step!

Maybe I could get df'd for that???

nj

asleif_dufansdottir

Well, if he could get past the dog (good luck), the Pagan altar and small collection of ancient Egyptian and Hindu statues of Gods would probably be the first big clue.

Of course, assuming I was home, anyone walking into my home unannounced and uninvited (as a JW elder would *have* to be) would be looking down the barrel of my .357, so he might not even notice the other things on his way back out. I suppose threatening to shoot an elder is a DF'ing offense.

AK - Jeff

I had almost quit thinking that way to be honest - but looking around;

A couple dozen different Bible translations
Franz's CoC and ISoCF
Book - Toxic Faith
Hassan's books
30 yrs a WT slave
On and on with the xjw books
emails on my computer from a lot of 'prominent' apostates and others less prominent
a card intended for a sick apostate about to mail
'Good News' magazine [almost as bad as WT - but still evil in their eyes]
Pics of my G-kids Christmas play
Pic's of our family in a church
Harry Potter on the shelves
Xmas tree in a box
Xmas cards still on the wall
American flag on the house
My 'Got Jesus?' hat
Books on a dozen religions scattered about
R rated movies
My 'Graduate of XJW University Hat and matching coffee mug
Xmas paper in the hall closet
Refutational documents against every major doctrine of the WTS

And last but not least-------- My middle finger pointing at him as I tell him to kiss my ass.

Jeff

VanillaMocha73

The gun barrel pointed at his head by my husband.... (Well, not really, but there would definitely be no welcome mat.)

ninja

"kingdom of the cults" in my bathroom...actually JW's are in and out of the house all the time so I deliberately leave stuff lying about in the hope they will see them...i.e combatting cult mind control....I also have tapes of Bill Cetnar in my CD player in the car ..again in the hope my mrs will listen to it..(no luck so far)...also got tons of JW stuff on the i-pod....I'm a proper Rambo apostate....he he

Crumpet

OH - I thought this was going to be a thread about if an elder walked in and said I had to go to the memorial or else and what would I do to him...

I have several apostate boards open at any given time on my computer.

I usually have one or two porn sites open at any given time on my computer.

There are birthday cards up

And dirty movies next to the telly.

I think if an elder did walk right in -I'd offer to make him a cuppa and ask if he'd like to watch one with me!

Lady Lee

hmmm I've got to look around

computer on JWD
a bookshelf full of anti-cult and anti-WTS books
the Lord of the Rings trilogy but he would have to open the door on my entertainment stand to see that
a cross (but he would have to go into the bedroom to see that) and what the heck would he be doing in my bedroom anyways

OMG I'm almost a JW

Crumpet

WHHHHATTT! Is Lord of the Rings banned too? Oops!

RichieRich

He'd find me, heavily tattooed and pierced.

then he'd find either my girlfriend, or evidence of her.

posters of tattooed people... and rock bands.

My laptop with JWD up.

And a couple of firearms.

If an elder walked into your home right now.........

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