LOL! My library alone would be enough to scare the holy-effing-bejeesus out of any elder who found himself perusing it.
If an elder walked into your home right now.........
by ButtLight 35 Replies latest jw friends
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AnnOMaly
I'm surprised nobody from Australia westwards has yet said, "Secretly taking the emblems."
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zagor
I sincerely doubt they would dare to come any more ...
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JH
I have a dartboard with an elders face on it.
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Shutterbug
For those of you who have concerns about what is on your computers, tell the elder if he goes near your computer you will pull his head off and spit in the hole. What's on your computer is your business.
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Hortensia
I don't think he'd come in after I throw open the door and say "well jesus fucking christ what took you so long?"
I have been out so long I don't really give a damn what an elder would find if he walked into my house. It's my house, after all.
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Abandoned
Well, telling an elder to get the f*ck out of my house, for one....
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Sunspot
He will have to get past the huge flag hubby put up last summer. Its on the front porch.
My Cross earrings and necklace I seldom take off.
The Cross hanging on the dining room wall.
Several books by Hassan, stuff from our friend Dogpatch's site, and two by Ray Franz in the bookcase.
A PILE of my newest passion--- CD's with Christian music (just bought two more this afternoon, YAY!
My new bulletin/ pegboard with the pictures my wonderful JWD friends sent me in their Christmas cards.....alongside the pictures of the greatest three days of my LIFE spent at the WFJ convention in PA last Fall. (My VERY treasured picture of Grace/Mouthy is right there among them!)
On closer inspection, the Easter candy hidden in the cupboard that I bought my grandson for next weekend before we go to church. He is coming up Thursday night until Monday morning. We have reservations for an Easter smorgasboard Sunday afternoon.....the advertisement is on the fridge.
The TWO Christmas trees we have stashed up in the attic and two boxes of new and unused lighted icicles in blue and white to be put up next Christmas season. Several MORE boxes of lights and decorations (Santas, angels, elves, whatnot)
I think he will be anxious to leave.
Ya think?
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NewYork44M
If an elder walked into your home right now.........
I would say "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT AT THE MEMORIAL!"
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rose petal
Hi all, well I doubt he'd get in the door. But if he got in he'd find my boyfriend (yes, living in sin, and loving it), lots of rock and roll CDs, Steve Hassan's book about Cult Mind Control (just finished it, fascinating), my uni books, (the porno stuff is upstairs out of the way, so is the computer).
But I would like a little black dress!
rose petal