OK, Easter Bunnies - What you doing to celebrate the Pagan Festival of Sex?

by Crumpet 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    I'm going to celebrate the bunny with multi-colored hemorrhoids by working. After work, I'm going to eat copious amounts of artery-clogging delicacies. Then I'm going to work on one or more of my writing projects. If it's nice (clear), I'm going to see if I can take some pictures.

    Kerri's going to her sister's so I'm sure I'll be on the phone a bit too.

  • fokyc
    fokyc

    Crumpet,

    As the Bull said to the Zebra, "Get them striped pyjamas off, and I'll show you!"

    a slightly younger fokyc

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    I'm going to go to church and then after, go eat dinner with lots of other apostates ... .hahahahaha!!!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    Wow Ive come a long way towards happiness!!

    Can I ask what do you put in an easter basket besides chocolate? Could you put nice other things they might like? Like presents???


    Anewme

    anewme - your joy is so infectious - I literally cannot wait to meet you - maybe we'll just hop up and down like bunnies for joy in dallas!

    Fokyc - you are very naughty! And anyway how do you know my jimjams have stripes? Hmm?

    Rebel8 - totally love your idea for the Easter Remix album - hilarious!

    This Easter is gonna be fun!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    By the way my Easter outfit just came in the post when I got home from work. I dont think I ever wore such a sexy piece of underwear - it gave me a whole new figure. It's a vintage lace 9 boned hook and eye and lace fastening Basque/Corset - I keep putting it back on because I love it so much! Its made a perfect end to the working week and an awesome beginning to Easter Weekend. It looks like those outfits on the Jean Paul Gautier bottles giving an hour glass kind of figure but really comfortable too. I am chuffed to bits as most of the time I am disappointed when I look in the mirror and for once I wasnt! YAY!

  • Nowman
    Nowman

    Crumpet, based on your recent threads and this one, I would say you are HORNEY (is this OK to say on this forum, I hope so). Ha Ha.

    Nikki

  • Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    And I'll have peeps in hand for the whole thing

    And on skin.

    Nina, I will at least eat a chocolate bunny. Other than that I have no idea! Mike and I might have the kids or we might not. Probably they will be better off with their mother who will surely know how to celebrate something, not like us two JW kids who have no clue!!!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    LOL at Nowman! I think I'm just happy cause something looked nice on!

    GGBG - I didnt know there were kids! Let them show you what to do, but here is the best bet - you go buy lots of chocolate eggs - all different sizes and you hide them round the house and garden, dropping little hints like colder - warmer when they get close. I hid them up trees and all sorts of fun places for Mr C's daughter. Its so easy to do and doesnt cost much. Doesnt have to be at home -can be anywhere so long as other kids dont get to them first. Or on the beach - have special stones in a designated area equal eggs and for everyone special stone they find they get a chocy one at home!

  • daystar
    daystar

    I think someone needs to give Crumpet a hard strudeling. (number 1.)

    It won't be me, but I'm just sayin'...

  • rebel8

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