I was thinking about all the various people who the Bible says have been killed by Jehovah or his angels for various acts of disobedience. Here are a few of the ones I thought of....feel free to add your own Eating a piece of fruit (slow death, 930 years) Picking up some sticks on the Sabbath Preventing the Ark of the Covenant from falling when the guy carrying it stumbles Living in a city where your family has lived for generations, in a region where Jehovah has "given" the land to his "chosen" people Dancing for your victorious warrior father, not knowing he has vowed to offer the first one out of the house as a burnt offering. Disagreeing with Moses
Silly Things You Can Do For Which Jehovah Will Kill You...
by gaiagirl 38 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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stillajwexelder
wasting my semen
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horrible life
Turning around
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liquidsky
Well I know Jehovah will kill me for practicing.....
Yoga!
And I have a little Buddah on my desk at work.
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PEC
How can something that does not exist kill me?
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darth frosty
I dont know which is worse the things he will kill you for, or the excuses people make to justify the killing?
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LtCmd.Lore
Living in a time when the king he chose decides to take a census.
Celebrating a birthday. (undocumented)
Asking for meat.
Being a firstborn in a land with a disobedient pharaoh.
Coming out of the house to greet your father after a war.
Watching the smurfs. (undocumented)
Not cutting off a certain part of your genitals that he created.
LtCmd.Lore
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AlmostAtheist
Saying you sold a tract of land for $500, when it was really $600. (Ok, it's lying, but does it call for the death penalty?!?)
Dave
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Ténébreux
Making a prediction in His name which does not come to pass
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needproof
Taking the piss out of Elijah for having a bold head. Jah will send out the bears to tear me to pieces.
