GOD CREATED THE EARTH FOR, ummm, MAN, ummm, DINOSAURS!!

by Terry 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Terry
    Terry

    Is there any sensible reply from inerrency addicts concerning the Earth being created FOR man when there is such overwhelming evidence that dinosaurs had the Earth to themselves for millions of years?

    I think not!

    My son is 16 years old. He has a teacher at school who tells him God created the earth already "old" and with buried dinosuar bones TO TEST THE FAITH of believers.

    This is the demonstration of a crippled intellect!

    Can anybody do better?

    Further, if death entered the world through Adam's sin---how do we explain all the dead dinosaurs?

    Death is death, after all. Just because a human is involved it doesn't change the fact of a state of being/non-being.

    Any takers??

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight
    Any takers??

    Didnt you ever watch "The land of the lost?"

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    God created everything about half a dozen times...burned it all up and started again...which of course explains why there are things uncovered in all those geological strata that don't always add up...I mean really, doesn't that sound as good as any other answer? Got folks out there that believe that ya know...

  • Terry
    Terry

    God created everything about half a dozen times...burned it all up and started again...which of course explains why there are things uncovered in all those geological strata that don't always add up...I mean really, doesn't that sound as good as any other answer? Got folks out there that believe that ya know...

    Hey Quentin, nice ring!

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    "He has a teacher at school who tells him God created the earth already "old" and with buried dinosuar bones TO TEST THE FAITH of believers."

    I think I can top that....my JW mother told me Jehoobie created the dinosaurs in order to "cultivate and break up" the soil for the coming of man....

    I guess Jehoobie used dinosaur sh*t to fertilize the "garden of eden".......

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Let me give the ignorant JW answer.

    God was preparing the earth for man. Okay, the atmosphere had to be just right for the best enjoyment of life.
    God made lots of plants to condition the atmosphere. Next, he had to eliminate some plants when the air was
    just right. He made animals to eat the plants. The dinosaur ate quite a bit. After the plants were eaten, God
    destroyed the dinosaurs (somehow) and was ready to put man on the earth soon thereafter.

    Maybe the dinosaurs were around for millions of years, but it wasn't forever. Man will be here forever. Further,
    each dinosaur had no relationship with Jehovah and it could never live forever. Each man can have that relationship
    and the possibility of living forever in a beautiful house overlooking a stream, petting lions and riding elephants while
    picking his own fruit, every single day of eternity.

  • Quentin
    Quentin
    Hey Quentin, nice ring!

    Thanks!...now if I could figure out how to get it on the cell phone........oh! and the dinos were really birds you know...

  • trevor
    trevor

    God was really dinosaur and created the earth and lived here with other dinosaurs that he had fathered.

    After many millions of years, he understandably became bored of eating vegetables and managing without television and invented man to amuse himself. Alas mankind turned out to be a pain in his Megalosaurus. Finally god decided Nodosaurus and wanted out. So he called the whole thing off.

    Before the dinosaurs left they planted the idea that god was fashioned in man’s image so that what followed could be blamed on mankind.

    It got the dinosaurs of the hook and left us with just an ancient book.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    Before the dinosaurs left .......

    Is that in a book, Trevor? Where did the dinosaurs go?

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    My mom told me that Jehober made the dinosours so they could make the earth hard for humans

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