GOD CREATED THE EARTH FOR, ummm, MAN, ummm, DINOSAURS!!

by Terry 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • M.J.
    M.J.

    God graciously provided dinosaurs for fossil fuels. I mean you couldn't have a car group without fossil fuels!

    Further, if death entered the world through Adam's sin---how do we explain all the dead dinosaurs?

    It goes further than that. Dinosaurs had gout, cancer, all forms of disease that plague mankind today. Pitt medical school has a program where students study dino disease to better understand disease in humans. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=38655

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    I remember being told that the dinosaurs were destroyed in the flood.

    I think the sleestaks were killed then, too. Maybe the sleestaks were actually the nephilim. O_O

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    What the heck kind of school is your son at???

    ----> "He has a teacher at school who tells him God created the earth already "old" and with buried dinosuar bones TO TEST THE FAITH of believers."

    I really hope that was not a science teacher...

    -K

  • trevor
    trevor

    OnTheWayOut

    Is that in a book, Trevor? Where did the dinosaurs go?

    I can see that you have an inquiring mind. No you won’t find this in a book, it was revealed to me in a vision. Before they left, the dinosaurs destroyed all books, other than the Bible.

    The dinosaurs stayed away for a long time but some recently came back disguised as very old humans and founded the Watchtower Society. It was set up to distract people from the truth and perpetuate the myth that mankind is to blame for all the worlds woes.

    Their return has lead to the increase in vegetarians that we see and the no blood policy that is forced Jehovah’s Witnesses.

    Where did they go? That is a divine mystery.

  • moshe
    moshe
    God created the earth already "old" and with buried dinosuar bones TO TEST THE FAITH of believers.

    If anything was being tested by God, it was that teacher's intelligence. She apparently never wondered where all the fossilized dinosaur tracks came from. Does she presume that God made those, too in order to trick us?

    http://paleo.cc/paluxy/ovrdino.htm Those kind of teachers need to do some research and stop using their religious beliefs to discredit science that tests their faith.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    You've all made wonderfully witty and insightful hypotheses on the subject.

    But my personal fave is from M.J.:

    I mean you couldn't have a car group without fossil fuels!

    LMAO!

    Nvr

  • unique1
    unique1

    The watchtower answer:

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    GenesisAccountandDinosaurs

    While the radioactive dating method is innovative, it is still based on speculation and assumption. In contrast, the Bible account in the first chapter of Genesis simply states the general order of creation. It allows for possibly thousands of millions of years for the formation of the earth and many millenniums in six creative eras, or "days," to prepare the earth for human habitation.

    Some dinosaurs (and pterosaurs) may indeed have been created in the fifth era listed in Genesis, when the Bible says that God made "flying creatures" and "great sea monsters." Perhaps other types of dinosaurs were created in the sixth epoch. The vast array of dinosaurs with their huge appetites would have been appropriate considering the abundant vegetation that evidently existed in their time.—Genesis 1:20-24.

    When the dinosaurs had fulfilled their purpose, God ended their life. But the Bible is silent on how he did that or when. We can be sure that dinosaurs were created by Jehovah for a purpose, even if we do not fully understand that purpose at this time. They were no mistake, no product of evolution. That they suddenly appear in the fossil record unconnected to any fossil ancestors, and also disappear without leaving connecting fossil links, is evidence against the view that such animals gradually evolved over millions of years of time. Thus, the fossil record does not support the evolution theory. Instead, it harmonizes with the Bible’s view of creative acts of God

  • vitty
    vitty

    Terry

    My son is 16 years old. He has a teacher at school who tells him God created the earth already "old" and with buried dinosuar bones TO TEST THE FAITH of believers.

    Are your sons teachers allowed to teach that ?

    I would definitely go and have a word with him...........

  • Clam
    Clam

    Possibly the dinosaurs were wiped out in an earlier Armageddon. A small cult known as Jehovah's Dinosaurs perhaps tried telling the world wide population of Dinosaurs that Jehovah would bring about a new kingdom, where Allosaurus and Triceratops would live eternally and in harmony.

    The message was rejected and the carnage ensued. Anointed dinosaurs went to heaven, survivors ultimately died of boredom and some, like the Loch Ness monster remain to this day. It's a lesson for us all.

  • Zico
    Zico
    The message was rejected and the carnage ensued. Anointed dinosaurs went to heaven, survivors ultimately died of boredom and some, like the Loch Ness monster remain to this day. It's a lesson for us all.

    Is that in the bible? 'For just as the days of the dinosaurs were, so the presence of the Son of man will be' ?

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