New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here! (page 2)

why144000

Who'll tell the PO that the CO and the DO have BO?

TR

ROTFLMAO! DAMN, you guys are good! Can't stop chuckling, dammit!

TR

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke

Cassiline

This thread needs to be sent to the Music Hall of Fame.
TR, Stephanus............ I'm laughing so hard I cant type.
Thanks TR for starting the thread and Lisa for the idea.
TFF ROTFFLMFAO

C

When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

Tina

Sung to the Stones 'satisfaction..
I can't get no......no blood fractions

Convention song-I got those Cheap Motel Blues

Scriptural Divorce Song-From Spouse to Spouse

'Boycott Shampoo! Demand the real Poo!

5. Take the J,E and H out of Jehovah, and it's Ovah
6. We will, We will Shun You, by Brooklyn (near Queens)
7. The Girl with the Far Away Mind
8. Slice of Heaven, by Dave Dubbin
9. Send me an Angel, by Real Life

logical

OK Tina you want the real poo

How about a cover of Shampoo's track "Trouble"

Uh-oh we're in trouble
Somethings come along and it burst our bubble

Cos im sure they are starting to shit bricks now.

LittleToe

ROFL
I can't think straight, I'm laughing so much at this thread.
However, here's my contribution (placed in a lovely white envelope, in the box at the back).

Bohemian RhapSTUDY

"Mamma, I just met a man.
Put a tract against his head,
Gave him a scripture, Just like Fred.
Mama, the study had just begun
But now he's gone and thrown in all away"

For TP :

"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me..."

LT

[Edited for wrong emoticon]

Pathofthorns

LOL! Thanks all for the morning laughs to kickstart my day.

Path

Yerusalyim

Baby Got Back (IN) (for the Returning DF'd)

Wasted Days and Wasted Nights (For Field Service Meetings)

You've Lost That Lovin Feeling (sung prior to DF announcements)

Hit the Road Jack (sung AFTER DF announcement)

Stairway To Heaven (for the Annointed only)

YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

anglise

How about
for those still trapped in the org

"I want to break free" by Queen

"The show must go on" by Queen

and for those of us who have escaped

"We are the champions" by -youve got it- Queen

New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here!

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