New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here!

by TR 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • KSJordan
    KSJordan

    TY for the help on that.

    Get this one:

    "We must have the faith that the Society does lie"

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    'Do as we say, not as we do' (The Elder song)

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    hahahahah ha ha haaaaahaa

    what about BEASTIE BOYS - No Sleep For Brooklyn?

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    what about a BEASTIE BOYS remix of Fight the Fine Fight And Fight for the right to party?
    Or instead of "Do more as the Nazirites did" - "Do more drugs as Nazareth did".
    Or instead of "Stay awake, stand firm, grow mighty" - "stay awake, take viagra and grow mighty"

  • Brymichmom
    Brymichmom

    This was so entertaining, thank you all for making me laugh so much. I have one for you, but it's not my original idea, actually from a good friend. This is in honor of Prince becoming a JW: "I'm Gonna Pioneer Like it's 1975".

    There is a Christian band called "Apologetix" who is coming out with a CD due out October 9th, called "Keep The Change". They are a Christian parody band along the same line as a "Weird Al Yancovic". On this CD is a song about JW's called "The Ballad of Jesus and Yahweh" which is sung to the tune of "The Ballad of John and Yoko". If you have a chance, check out their website at www.apologetix.com

  • wannahelp
    wannahelp

    Don't forget the ever popular:

    Blinded by the light

  • Escargot
    Escargot

    Nathan Natas, You had me rolling man, very good..........

    Erasmus (1520 AD): "If we want truth, every person ought to be free to speak what they think without fear."

  • drahcir yarrum
    drahcir yarrum

    The only song title I could think of, and this could really be the title for Broadway musical is "Jehovah Will Brutally Destroy Most of the Worlds People Because He Is Love"

    I just thought of another one: "No Cheeseburger in Paradise"

  • TR
    TR

    The Devil Came Down to Brooklyn(Georgia)-Charlie Daniels Band

    Ten Ways To Leave Your 'Mother'(Lover)- Paul Simon

    God Damn America(sung by the Brooklyn Bethel Boyz)

    Henschel Had a Little Lamb, (He Fleeced It From Head to Toe)

    Lick Up The Feces- Food At the Proper Time(Pick up the Pieces)- Average White Band

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    What a great gig this would be! I'd especially like to see Queen perform.

    I don't have any in my repertoire; what do you expect from an old farmer? But I do have a request.

    Stephanus, make sure you bring those songs to the BBQ. OK? They're great, mate.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
    Anonymous

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