New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here! (page 5)

LDH

OMG Thanks Caolo for finding this thread for me. I wanted Gozz to see it. I will send him a link.

Lisa

ps-I laughed all over again this morning.

ISP

Here's some revamped songtitles.....

Song 2 Obeying Men Rather Than God
Song 4 Gods Never Ending Promise of Paradise
Song 5 All Creation Praise Brooklyn
Song 6 Declare the Never Ending Good News

ISP

VeniceIT

I think Queen takes the Cake, I like them too though!!!

hahhaha
"I want to break Free" was my song last year, it fit so well!!!

GOD KNOWS God knows I want to break free

I also think that
"Fat Bottomed Girls" would be work

Or how about
"Find me a pioneer to love"

"Crazy lil things called dubs"

"I want to ride my bicicle" (spoof on Mormans)

"Apostate Killer"

Huey Lewis

"I want a new dub"

Bad Company

"Heart of Idolotry's in Broklyn"

"You preached to me ALL night long'
"crazy"
"Jaded"
"Livin on the edge (of paradise)"
"Preach this way"
"can't get enough of your mags"
"feel like counting time"
"paradise Fantsy"
"If this is it, please count me out"
"that's the POWER of cults"
"ordinary average pub"
"The CO's Back in town"
"Dazed and dissolusioned"
"Harden my heart" (df'ing song)
"Keep on brainwashing me baby"
"come on take the mags and run"
"magic service ride"
"Lets mess with Bill (Bowen)"
"Highway to hell" (if only they belived in it)
"Pioneerings been good to me sooooooo far"
"Who wrote the book of 'Knowledge"

OR my fav

Beastie Boys

"NO SLEEP FOR BROOKLYN!!!!!!" (New apostate Mantra)

Ven

"Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

c5

Rutherford the Red-Nosed Drinker (Rudolph the rednosed reindeer)

Caole

Hey Lisa...you're quite welcome If you like the revamped song titles, you might also like some lyrics that Simon rewrote a while back(hope you don't mind Simon) Here are the threads:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8002&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8007&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8006&site=3

TR

C5,

Rutherford the Red-Nosed Drinker (Rudolph the rednosed reindeer)

LOL!

Rutherford the red nosed drinker,

Had a very shiny nose!

And if you ever saw him,

you would even say he blows!

All of the other J-dubs,

laughed and called him names,

poor little drunkin' Rutherford,

couldn't play in any J-dub games!

Then one shitty field service day,

Satan came to say;

Rutherford with your nose so bright,

won't you guide my slaying tonight?

Then all the other apostates,

let Rutherford wallow in misery,

This is how Rutherford goes down in His-Tor- RYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

TR

I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!

TR

Okay, let's hear some more mangled songs!

TR

I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!

c5

(To the song "I Love Rock n Roll" by Joan Jett)

I love Door-to-Door,
Put another mag in the screen door baby,
I love Door to Door,
Gonna Brush up on Conversation Starters

wallaby jack

Songs I'd love to hear unchanged in a drive by smirking -

Van Morrisons "Rock'n and bopp'n down at the Kingdom Hall" Bob Dylans "Changing of the Guards" REM's "Loosing My Religion" or just about anything by Nick Cave.

The pain of hearing these songs murdered by the high pitched wailing of Jehovah's Windowashers would be well outweighed by the joy in imagining thier chain loosening effect.

I think i'm being way too serious today what about having the poor sods sing Help by the Beatles.

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Now, who will be the witness there
When you're blind and you can't see
Who will be the witness there
When you're all so clean and you cannot see
Who will be the witness there
When your friends are everywhere
Who will be the witness there
And your enemies have ceased to care

The Witness Song - Nick cave

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