If you think women wearing strapless dresses is a sin, yet take trips on "topless" cruises----you might be a JW (true story)
You Might Be a JW
by prophecor 53 Replies latest social humour
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Junction-Guy
If your children are being harassed at school, and you are so proud of that-----------You might be a JW
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Mary
Junction Guy, you are amazing @ this!! LOL!!
You might be a JW if you condemn anyone who celebrates their birthday, but see no problem with celebrating a wedding anniversary.
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Junction-Guy
Thanks Mary, but Im through for now, and getting ready for bed, maybe give someone else a chance now.
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OUTLAW
If you can`t remember what you preached for 25years(Armageddon by 1975)..Your either brain damaged or a Jehovah`s Witness..LOL!!...OUTLAW
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Brigid
Your heart skips a beat and your foot taps the brake pedal when you see a big orange garage sale sign on a street corner....as I always say when I see a garage sale, "You can take the girl outta the JW's, but you can't take the JW's outta the girl!" LOL! Sad but true, even long after I'd left and I had vastly improved my financial lots, I still....still loved garage sales....ok, ok, I still do!
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BrentR
If you proudly call yourself a pioneer but all you do is drive around the same territory and beat on the same doors, you may be JW.
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*jeremiah*
If you visit laundrymats and never wash one piece of clothing......
....you might be a JW.
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BrentR
If you think that the science and art of illusion, slight of hand and misdirection is demonism, then you are a JW
If you label anything you can't understand as demonism, then you may be JW.
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Hortensia
if you say "thank you" when someone says "merry christmas" or "happy holidays"
if you don't celebrate christmas but you still want the christmas bonus