If you coach your kids to lie in court----you might be a JW
You Might Be a JW
by prophecor 53 Replies latest social humour
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Clam
If you clean windows for a living . . . . you might be a JW.
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Junction-Guy
If over half of your fellow congregants are divorcees, yet you believe 2 unmarried people cant ride together in a car,unchaperoed---You might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you know more about the dietary laws of ancient Isreal, yet know very little about the birth,death,and resurrection of Jesus---------------You might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you chastise the Catholic Church for having confessional, yet require your members to snitch on fellow congregation members------You might be a JW
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Clam
If you don't like your children having toy soldiers and guns, but are looking forward to 6 billion people being slaughtered, then you might be a JW.
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Junction-Guy
If you believe voting is a sin, yet complain about the laws, berate the president, complain about high taxes----you might be a JW (except in some European countries)
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Junction-Guy
If you think it's wrong to join the police force, but call 911 when your kingdom hall is being picketed----You might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you think the WT Society is a benign organization with your best interests at heart------You might be a JW
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Junction-Guy
If you condemn the churches for having a "clergy class", yet scream "clergy confidentiality" in court cases----You might be a JW
