I started making a list of what we really know about Jehovah from the Bible. See if you can add to the list.
1. Likes to take afternoon walks, especially when it's breezy.
2. Likes the smell of roasting animals.
3. Likes dancing and singing but doesn't necessarily dance and sing himself.
4. Can write a little bit, though only with one finger. Usually gets humans to write for him instead.
5. Seems to like cheap magic tricks, like talking donkeys and magic burning bushes.
6. Always resorts to violence to solve problems instead of dialogue or diplomacy.
7. He can reproduce asexually.
8. He likes to be called Father and he has sons, but his "wife" is a group of sexless spirits, who are also his sons.
Any more??
Pope