What do we really know about Jehovah? (page 3)

Paralipomenon

23. He's shy. He doesn't like to appear to more than a single person at a time. (Two witness rule no doubt)

found-my-way

24. If you are a king, you can get away with murder and audultery, but, if you're just a lowly servant, you get struck dead for not letting the ark hit the ground.

dark angle

25. He always wants to be praised!!! if not, you'll face his wrath. (great selfsteem!!)

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6. Always resorts to violence to solve problems instead of dialogue or diplomacy.

So George Bush Jr. is Jehovah in disguise?

The Dragon

Sent His Son to rebuke those who were enforcing His commandments and rules?

Jehovaha is a man made entity, There is a God entity but know one knows His name. These spirit entities seem to be made up of electromagnetic energy and by Einstiens famous E=MC^2 we can see how energy may be converted to matter and back the other way. This might explian the ability of spritits to materialize and dematerialize. The interconversion of energy to matter is childs play for a type 4 civiliation

Anyway the Jehovah of the bible is a jealous God. We humans know that Jealousy is a negative attribute. How many jealous people you know that you want to wring their necks?!

brinjen

He is the most powerful being ever but he let one of his own kids get the better of him when he rebelled. He's a single parent but demands people have 2 parents. He never makes a decision without consulting his watchtower index first.

TheCoolerKing

Seems that he has a split personality too:

Old Testament: Unforgiving & mean

New Testament: Kind & loving

TopHat

Jehovah? Wasn't that name invented by some Cult called by that name?

What do we really know about Jehovah?