Describe how you will not die

darth frosty

I was just looking at Terry's thread and as I read the responses the only thing that came to my mind was the ways I know I will not die. I know I will not die in a car accident or by drowning. How do I know this? I have already faced death (or you could say cheated) in those situations. So for the rest of you...In what way will you not die?

free2beme

I will not die, sitting in a Kingdom Hall, with my hand in the air about to give an answer to a Watchtower question, that I actually think is right.

nvrgnbk

I will not die, sitting in a Kingdom Hall, with my hand in the air about to give an answer to a Watchtower question, that I actually think is right.

Dang it free2beme! You stole my answer! Now I have to wait till parragraph 16. If I don't comment at least twice during the WT, I'm not a spiritual person.

Nvr

Quandary

I will not die having handed over my life to the whims of 9, 12, 16 or whatever number they happen to have on the GB at any one time. Those days are over!!!

Q

Nathan Natas

I will not die at Armageddon or waltz into the New World.

PrimateDave

I will not die by being tossed into a volcano by people who toss virgins into volcanoes to appease their fire goddess. I know this because there are no volcanoes where I live.

Dave

Hortensia

well, I'm pretty sure I won't die at armageddon! And believe now that I won't be killed by my husband, although if he gets out of jail, who knows. Otherwise, no guarantees - anything can happen!!!

greendawn

I will not die of cancer because none of my close relatives ever died of this disease though plenty died of heart disease.

dawnl26

knowbody knows how they are going to die my brother died when he was 3 he was hit by a car my uncle died when he was 21 he had a motorbike accident my little girls dad died 2 years ago of cancer only God knows how we are going to die knowone else can predict that

stillajwexelder

Having a heart attack straight after an orgasm while being blown by a gorgeous big-breasted woman

Describe how you will not die

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