Describe how you will not die

by darth frosty 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    I will not die having crapped myself due to the brown note.

  • ninja
    ninja

    sober

  • found-my-way
    found-my-way

    I will not die from armegeddon

    i will not die worshiping a religious cult.

    i will not die eating olives or cilantro.

    I will not die kissing someone's ass donkey.

    I will not die without telling my loved ones that i love them because i tell them everyday.

  • gaiagirl
    gaiagirl

    I will not die from being chewed upon by a dinosaur, or stepping on the spines of a trilobite. I will not die from negative gravity propelling me into the vacuum of space. I will not die from the Sun suddenly going nova, although others may at some point in the distant future. I will not die from encountering a bit of antimatter. I will not die from zombies eating my flesh, vampires drinking my blood, or incubus stealing my soul

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I will not die due to a sex, booze, or Rock and Roll deficiency.

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