by Crumpet 80 Replies latest social entertainment
I need to come back to America asap! So here's my whacky plan. I just put some money on betfair on Britain to win. It would really help if everyone could make one phonecall for Britian to win. If Britain wins I can buy my plane ticket. its a very long shot...but stranger things have happened!
I will post the telephone number when voting comes on which will be about 8-10 hours from now. The voting period will be narrow though.
Thank you in advance!
Crumpet - Sorry to burst you bubble but I belive that people in the UK cannot vote for the UK entry.
You might like to get posters from the rest of the world to ring but as for the rest of us, I would not be able to vote for the UK entry as a matter of principle as it makes me cringe with embarrassment. The UK is already viewed as the 'dirty old man' of Europe and we get this very 'ify' bunch of chavs to represent us! Shoot me now!!!!! I'm thinking of my experiences in Europe and how they really view the English, and you get this bunch of nerds on the TV and it leaves me speechless!
How about just getting yourself a few extra 'Thunderball' or 'Lotto' tickets for this evening to achieve your cunning plan?!
Oh I hope that's not true, Gill. But I'm still gonna try as it's for a good cause, the 'Get Crumpet to the US' cause, lol.
DAMN! And I put money on them too! Oh well! I like them - they make me laugh and eurovision is totally about being gay and I think they fit the camp image. I hate all the stupid ballads and people taking themselves too seriously.
You know, I have no idea who is representing us.
Be Thankful, Needproof! Be VERY Thankful!!
Hard Rock Hallelujah! Its started folks! Get your score pads out!
Okay Bosnia Herzegovina up first, some very hot sultry babes in greek godess outfits singing a ballad. Lovely earrings. Ridiculous yellow lampshade dress. A definite contender for this years " nil poir" unless some neighbouring country takes pity on them. And the guy with the weird two string guitar and a thousand yard stare is freaky.
2 out of 10 from me.
SPAIN - oooh something for the ladies or the gay boys. 4 gorgeous dudes in white. Yum Yum yes please - oh a little to the left! Lively flamcoey song. Makes you want to go to Spain.
7 out of 10 from the easily pleased crumpet.
BELARUS - oh it was going well with a JAmes Bond look until he opened his mouth - out of tune, in fact i think it is the recent James Bond theme tune. Gorgeous tanned hunk in black satin and he stands very well with his legs wide apart. And interesting background movement of props.
Actually this isnt bad if you can get paste him singing "pour you magic potion over me" in a funny accent and out of tune. And its been a long time since I saw anyone that good looking.
oooo I'm all hot now.
8 out of 10 from the remarkably alert cheapseats
