by Crumpet 80 Replies latest social entertainment
Crumpet - yes yes yes - we HAVE to do ApostaEurovision next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can imagine it now - all round the telly, drinking various alcoholic beverages (in moderation of course), taking the mick (sorry anybody from Ireland - I meant taking the piss) out of every one!
Definitely!
SERBIA - Lots of lesbians in suits. Terry said exactly what I thought - Anyone know what that was all about?
3 out of 10
Favourite alert - or for any Americans reading this - favorite alert.
Ukraine - what are they wearing?
Catchy in some kind of Eastern European disco way.
The he-she lead singer dances a bit like me after I've had a shandy!
6/10 for memorability
0/10 for promoting tourism to Ukraine
UKRAINE - oh my god the freaks are out! This is what I love! Its slightly disturbing. Total Eurotrash and when did Timmy Mallet become Ukrainian! This makes our comedy entry look tame! We should be up soon. Did you see him spank that air hostess ass?
7 out of 10 for weirdness!
Here we go - it's Scooch!
Soooooooooooo camp, sooooooooooooooooooo naff it's brilliant!
If those funny foreigners had any sense they would rocket this one to NUMBER ONE!
Every one in the land from tots to grannies should be up and singing to this!
8/10 - no bias involved at all.
UNITED KINGDOM: Come on Scooch!
The crowd were going wild for a little bit of that. It seems to lack volume though. Please please please win!
Romania - we've had dyke alert, now we have pikey alert!
In my infinite wisdom of always being unable to predict the winner in Eurovision, I think I can safely say that Romania will not win!
2/10
Bulgaria - Indian chanting meets Eastern European mysticism.
Also how not to apply make up.
Don't think the world is going to be rocked by the influx of Bulgarian music that's for sure.
1/10
Romania - i think I have got to that losing the will to live stage that always occurs.
0 out of 10
TURKEY: very similar to the Greek entry. Better looking women - nice beat - would do well in the clubs round here.
6 out of 10
Turkey - apparently they are British belly dancers, dancing for Turkey!
Singer has a weak voice but song is reasonably catchy.
Think this may do quite well.
7/10
