by Crumpet 80 Replies latest social entertainment
FRANCE: france makes an attempt to show they have a sense of humour. But if you dont speak French it doesnt translate too well. Admire them for trying to shake their dour American/English hating image though.
Actually I am warming to this - the song is quite catchy even if it seems to be in a pigeon English.
The singer reminds me a bit of Valis.
6 out of 10 - I like that shade of pink.
France - What is the bald man in pink wearing?!
Apparently it's designed by Jean Paul Gaultier - that explains it.
Terrible song and they can't sing.
Mind you this is EuroVISION so sort of will stick in the mind in a Derren Brown kind of way.
3/10
Latvia - Their dates must have let them down and they've decided to sing instead.
They all look a bit weird.
They can sing though but that usually comes way behind the politics in this contest.
5/10
SAB - next year we should have an aposta eurovision! I love your Derren Brown remark - so true. A bit of Look into the eyes, look into the eyes, not around the eyes, look in the eyes! LOL
LATVIA - what ho chaps in top hats - its Il Divo when they've packed a bit of weight on. I hate Jeans with top hats - I didnt know til just now, but its rank! And sooooo naff holding them roses - what say you that they will chuck into the delighted crowd at the end?
RUSSIA - is it TATU again. Girls in school uniforms. I shouldnt like this but I do. Oh my god these are little raunch pots and Terry's commentary so funny.
They sound like Girls Aloud/Pussy Cat Dolls. Wow! I dont know what the blonde did with the mic - it looked like a handjob.
Did they just sing "Kiss my cherry twice"? Surely not...
8 out of 10 - cant sing that well but who cares - I bet they give good....
Russia now - you know that European country called Russia.
Sound a bit like Girls Aloud, but not anywhere near as good looking.
Mind you not bad for Russians.
reasonably catchy, though the black outfits not to my taste.
5/10
I like Russia, nice beat and lyrics!
Sound a bit like Girls Aloud, but not anywhere near as good looking.
LOL - are you just copying me or do we think alike!
GERMANY - 1940's swing. He's just not enough anything - not good looking enough, not tuneful enough. Not to my taste but I wouldnt ask him to stop singing if it was in a bar.
5 out of 10
Crumpet - yes yes yes - we HAVE to do ApostaEurovision next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can imagine it now - all round the telly, drinking various alcoholic beverages (in moderation of course), taking the mick (sorry anybody from Ireland - I meant taking the piss) out of every one!
Gemany - no no no - you are not Herr Sinatra!
3/10
Crumpet - I'm not copying you, look at the times of posting, you just keep coming up with the best comments though!
Anyway -dyke alert!
Doesn't Serbia have any lipstick lesbians!
Voice is good though.
Where did they think the costumes up - prison?
oh hang on, think the backing singers might start a bit of girl on girl action!
