I am choking
its not thru smoking
fifi and pari-p got me with their pokin
Disabuse yourselves on the street
this rap aint firm and it is not neat
by Crumpet 57 Replies latest jw friends
I am choking
its not thru smoking
fifi and pari-p got me with their pokin
Disabuse yourselves on the street
this rap aint firm and it is not neat
when I was 20 I had smiles a plenty
when witness world went upside down
then that smile turned to a frown
I think my life is getting on track
but don't ask me to smile
cuz my face will crack
I still feel obligated to rhyme
Cause I'm gonna take my tequila
and Crumpet's lime
and I might get to cop a feel-a
Only 7 months away
til I get to make Crumpet's day.
Ok Ok I just found a way
Itlooks like a hit a thousand posts today
The witnesses cramped and ruined my style
So give me a break, it might take a while
Hey....yo..... Crumpie
Take him some scrumpy
Never mind Tequila
So he can cop a feela
Scrumpy will put him
Flat on his back
Giving you the option
About any action in the sack
Sorry crumpet.............its poor i know.........but I couldnt resist
You can take your scrumpy
and shove it up your rumpy
I've had it before
and it was a bore
Full of chunks
I'd rather drink
fluid from skunks.
Tyrone needs his smile refreshin
Richie Rich will get an undressin
Specially if he keeps on confessin
Sugar mommies are such a blessin
(Oh yes Nina's finest hour just occurred! Hysterical with myself now!)
Is Richie really Rich?
Does Twitch, really twitch?
when Crumpet blows her trumpet,
is she being a bitch?
Hey Hey Van Leyen
Watch what you're sayin'
I know witness life sucked
but you're messing with me
while I'm trying to get f.....
Richierich it sounds like you fell for a trick
The stuff with chunks has got to be sick
Scrumpy is much more delicate and refined
Just make sure your stomach is milk lined
So dont be taking no advantage
Of our English rose
But if you must
Make sure you suck her toes
Aaaaaaaaaagggghh it gets worse