Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

by Crumpet 57 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    I am choking

    its not thru smoking

    fifi and pari-p got me with their pokin

    Disabuse yourselves on the street

    this rap aint firm and it is not neat

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    when I was 20 I had smiles a plenty

    when witness world went upside down

    then that smile turned to a frown

    I think my life is getting on track

    but don't ask me to smile

    cuz my face will crack

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    I still feel obligated to rhyme

    Cause I'm gonna take my tequila

    and Crumpet's lime

    and I might get to cop a feel-a

    Only 7 months away

    til I get to make Crumpet's day.

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    Ok Ok I just found a way

    Itlooks like a hit a thousand posts today

    The witnesses cramped and ruined my style

    So give me a break, it might take a while

  • fifi40
    fifi40

    Hey....yo..... Crumpie

    Take him some scrumpy

    Never mind Tequila

    So he can cop a feela

    Scrumpy will put him

    Flat on his back

    Giving you the option

    About any action in the sack

    Sorry crumpet.............its poor i know.........but I couldnt resist

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    You can take your scrumpy

    and shove it up your rumpy

    I've had it before

    and it was a bore

    Full of chunks

    I'd rather drink

    fluid from skunks.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Tyrone needs his smile refreshin

    Richie Rich will get an undressin

    Specially if he keeps on confessin

    Sugar mommies are such a blessin

    (Oh yes Nina's finest hour just occurred! Hysterical with myself now!)

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    Is Richie really Rich?

    Does Twitch, really twitch?

    when Crumpet blows her trumpet,

    is she being a bitch?

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Hey Hey Van Leyen

    Watch what you're sayin'

    I know witness life sucked

    but you're messing with me

    while I'm trying to get f.....

  • fifi40
    fifi40

    Richierich it sounds like you fell for a trick

    The stuff with chunks has got to be sick

    Scrumpy is much more delicate and refined

    Just make sure your stomach is milk lined

    So dont be taking no advantage

    Of our English rose

    But if you must

    Make sure you suck her toes

    Aaaaaaaaaagggghh it gets worse

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