Lets freestyle: Smile - its infectious!

by Crumpet 57 Replies latest jw friends

  • coolhandluke
    coolhandluke

    she'd die of laughter when your body she peeped

    your corny little rhymes are puttin us all to sleep

    you call yourself the one bad infamous

    but my rhyme is the real danger, yo its venemous

    smarter rhymes than yours ive crapped

    stick around in this thread, ur bound ta get smacked

    i know in canda y'all like to say eh

    down here in america bout the rhymes we dont play

    speakin of canada, your country is our armpit

    keep readin lil guy cuz i aint done with this spit

    to the back of your head your eyes will roll

    when you find out quick that i wont fold

    and run away scared like a little baby

    could you get crumpet, well, yeah maybe

    if you were a bit older and on your chin hair grew

    but my hopes i wouldnt get up if i was you

    your little dreams'll get crushed and i'd hate to see

    a grown ass man sheddin tears for all ta see.

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    Not that crumpet is not desired

    Should my spirit get refired

    Frankly, it seems like I'm retired

    Don't wanna get smoked, just wired

    Now Ritchies cool, he ain't no fool

    Infamous one, he tends to drool

    and Cool hand luke, he makes me puke

    Cmon dude lose that tuke

    Now a rhyme aint a crime and ty aint no slime

    but theres no need to worry your all in your prime

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Crumpet is back

    she's not in the sack

    I ain't no whore

    so back on the floor!

    down doggies down

    richies my clown

    (delrious with laughter - I dont think i ever laughed so much in my life!)

  • Life Is Grand
    Life Is Grand

    Just wanted to say "HEY" to Crumpet....so HEY!!!

  • coolhandluke
    coolhandluke

    its quite a stretch to make tuke rhyme with puke

    credit i gots ta give, but ur first rime was a fluke

    you come in here lookin like living dead

    looks like road kill grownin out cho head

    go back and get cho self a rhymin dictionary

    dont want to mess with me this willll get scary

    yo crumpet hold on to my buff right arm

    im bout ta do this man mad lyrical harm

    so i see you gots mad respect for big boy red

    but you come dissin me, son aint it time for bed?

    yeah i called you son, cuz van i'm ya father

    to acknowledge you yo, i wouldn't bother

    don't ask me for allowance or no lunch money

    i'm busy talkin to ur momma.yeah, shes my honey

    yeah i went there van, try not to be hurt

    its 2 minutes till i quit, i've got to be curt

    time for me to exit out this rhyme

    but it yo it was real fun, and i'll see you next time

  • Tyrone van leyen
    Tyrone van leyen

    So Coolhandluke you tinks you da king

    watch me rhyme your ass in a sling

    You dissin my hair, callin it roadkill

    Look at your dress dude,your makin me ill

    You dissin my mamma and callin me boi

    Your lyrical rhymes are a void and annoy.

    Where is mommy,has she heard what you said

    Don't you think it;s about time for your bed?

    ya you got volume and your slang is ok

    but you won't get crumpy on the sunniest day.

  • Xena
    Xena

    Went for a beer

    Ain't no Guinness here

    I'm a Texan born

    so I don't drink foreign

    Gimme a Lone Star Lite

    and I'm good for the nite

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Yo Yo Yo It's Rich poppin' in

    Y'all don't even know where I been

    I been making that dough

    cause I don't goof off like that dude with the fro

    Yeah yeah yeah CHL has a great bod

    But I gots metal in my rod

    With that bad boy I don't have to tease

    cause all the ladies know its fo sho to please.

    The Lady C done dropped her rhyme

    All you fellas aint worth a dime

    So now that I done dropped this verse

    all you fools can sit back and curse.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Gimme a Lone Star Lite

    and I'm good for the nite

    Xena, my princess, alone fo the night

    I hear you babe and remember your plight

    Lewis welcomes you, with all of its might

    You got the biggest Little Toe, when you get there, right?

    (((xena/mrs B)))))

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    Yeah yeah yeah CHL has a great bodBut I gots metal in my rod

    Metal in yo rod

    Sure, yeah brov

    Lets see it now

    And create less bov!

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