by Crumpet 57 Replies latest jw friends
Point taken and known
have my chances, I blown?
Crumpet will again come from a far
I'll love her like an all night bar
What you say?
I've been laughing all day-
Liquor in the front
poker in the rear
we'll still ride the loveboat until the air plane door seals
richie has no reply,
his girl was mine,
he can't deny!
with that he must be fine.
what about van leyen?
in desperate need of a girl,
for crumpet he is prayin'
his logic i cannot unfurl.
for the girl he does pursue,
has already been claimed by two!
the infamous one
Hey hey now Dave
Crumpet is my sex slave!
I know for fact that you have a fiance
so why don't you bounce, eh?
Don't worry ol Rich
She digs your pitch
I wasn't tryin to call her a bitch
She's probably composin a rhyme or two
to smack my arse, and make me blue
I'd rather that than a stitch from you
So now I'll try to get a clue
Its all cool
I'm not trying to make you feel like a tool.
You've been playing a while
and I do like your style
did you know that a human stomach is full of Chyme and Bile?
I'm sure she's already been in bed
She'd rather sleep than talk instead.
Oh infamous one it's not my game
I need not chase the ladies in vain
Ritchie will will give me lots of pain
and things will never be the same
You may think I have but two
I live alone, if only you knew
I had my fun, I need not screw
I'm so fed up with the whole dam crew
no no my child,
your rhymes were too mild.
i have no fiancee,
but many adorers who will pay,
to see me do what i do to you,
and to laugh at your misfortune too.
crumpet is not mine,
though she is very fine.
she was mine once,
but felt like a dunce.
i guess you're too slick
a fight with you i shouldn't pick.
cuz right now all i have is my hand,
and this stupid rubber band
the infamous one
its friday night you know shes not asleep
she's probably out drinkin with some creep
i call him that, its time for honesty, yo im just jealous
richie's not alone. plenty wanna be one a her fellas
so i'll see you in dallas big man red
and we'll see which one shares lady c's bed
my money is on me cuz yo have you seen me
forget patrick dempsey, my handle is mc. steamy
the ladies swoon, the men high five
my name is cool hand luke, i dont even have ta try
those last two lines didn't rhyme perfect
but yo keep readin, i promise im worth it
those didn't rhyme neither but the flow is still poppin
gotta get back to work so here is where i'm stoppin.
CHL wants to contend,
but the pain he tried to inflict,
takes no time to mend.
his words won't get him picked.
he thinks he is cool,
let me rhyme this one weak;
he just looks like a fool.
but now my words i must tweak,
to make sure theyre right,
no chance versus infamous,
cuz my rhymes are so tight.
so here go,
ill allow you to try.
there's one thing i know,
for a night with me;
crumpet would die!
the infamous one
