UN PO Spin (page 2)

nelly136

I love it, apostates put it there, the apostates provided all the criteria for the borg to be and stay members, apostates forced the
borg legal department to attend Cesnur and conventions
to do with UN stuff, the apostates forced the writing staff to turn the watchtower and UNawake into a publicity agent for the UN
and infiltrated the official borg sites to do the same there...
oh pleeeeeaaaaaase, the sad thing is theyre actually gonna swallow that because they wont go and check for themselves or look because theyre told not to, sometimes I wonder if theyre too afraid to look
because of the borg conditioning or because just maybe somewhere at the back of their minds they may just be too scared to find theyre wrong and their golden carrot would vaporise.
After rubbing their hands together over a absolutely tragic disaster that heralded the start of yet another desperate recruiting drive,
theyre now upset because it publicised a UN link up that drew attention to the fact that their precious org was involved with something that theyd been taught was something disgusting and now its the apostates fault for daring to mention it.
nelly

mustang

uhh, the WTS entered the UN deal 10 YEARS AGO.

Before heavy web traffic;

Before H2O(or JWD);

Before Kent, LOL;

Before the whole generation of 'hackers, probably;

Before the Internet;

Before the Internet 'apostates';

Mustang
Get Real Class

SEAKEN2001

Hey Kent,

Are you the one who knows how to crack through all the security firewalls, like the UNs servers, and update their data? Cool!!!

These people just don't stop do they? Anything to protect "Jehovah's precious name". I'm about to barf!

I'm sure the WTS won't object to that rumor getting around around. Yeah, apostates did it. That's the ticket. Crafty, security hacking, apostates.

Good grief!
Sean

messenger

Yes I guess we have been found out. The multi-billion dollar apostate secret corporation with well over 30 million members worldwide. We have no other purpose or goal in life than to use our highly technical and sophisticated electronic know how to destroy the good name of WT. Yes, it was us that gave the gift subscriptions of Penthouse to all GB members. We wonder why four members have not canceled them yet. Yes, it was us that infiltrated the bethel kitchens and caused to food to taste bland. Yes, it was us who infiltrated the writing departments and stopped any writing above third grade level. Yes, it was us who decide all convention talks should be read off a manuscript with as many scriptures read as possible.

The Apostate Alkita has taken over the organization and now controls the two third majority of the GB. Our only purpose is to make WT make stupid decisions and give the rank file more meetings to go to. Because you see our real purpose is to take the paradise earth away and leave Witnesses with no placebo paradise to excuse their not taking responsibility for family, education, and even their own health. We want to leave them with no thought crimes to feel guilt over and no organization to brow beat them day in and day out. No Satan to inhabit every trinket they buy and more than anything else we want them to salute the flag, yea, that’s it. Its the flag deal, that is the sole purpose of Apostate Alkita, because once they do that then God will have to give up on Armageddon as their would be no purpose to destroying anyone because everyone will be equally wicked flag saluters.

Finally, there you have it, we are trying to save the world by getting all JW's saluting the flag. While our plot has been exposed it does not change our mission. As Satan keeps giving us bags of one hundred dollar bills to finance our efforts. Join us to help bring down the WT and Get your bag of Satan money.

Keep this quiet so JW's will not find out and we can trick them.

Apostate Alkita

Farkel

Bits and pieces:

: Before the Internet;

The Internet was born in circa 1969.

: Yes, it was us that gave the gift subscriptions of Penthouse to all GB members.

What a waste of great boobs on a bunch of absolute losers.

Farkel

"When in doubt, duck!"

slipnslidemaster

Ok Farkel, before the World Wide Web then. Jesus, you are so literal.

Tim Berners-Lee didn't invent the WWW until 1991. The WWW was not open to comercial websites until 1994.

I'm SURE that the UN didn't have a website until after 1994.

Slipnslidemaster: "And now about the cauldron sing, Like elves and fairies in a ring, Enchanting all that you put in."

- William Shakespeare, MacBeth

TweetieBird

slip said, "Tim Berners-Lee didn't invent the WWW until 1991. The WWW was not open to comercial websites until 1994."

2 things come to mind...

1) Now we know why the GB is always talking about the dangers of the internet, that is, dangerous for them

2) In 1991, pre-internet, they thought they would be safe climbing in bed with the UN, who would find out? That damn information-super-highway!

Edited for typo's. What can I say, it's late!

TR

messenger,

The multi-billion dollar apostate secret corporation with well over 30 million members worldwide.

I know there's over 30 million of us, but where's the money? Damn! We're getting to be just like the WTS already!

TR

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke

Sirona_Celtic

Hi

Im getting the impression that some communication about this whole thing has been given to the COs and even elders. The CO is visiting this week and told someone in my family that "its just not true" and suggested that the apostates had "put this information onto the UN website".

My point was if Apostates had done this, and had been talking about it all over the net to exjw and to jws alike, why (to my personal knowledge) has the WTS been on the UN website for *at least* 3 weeks? Surely the UN would remove this page thats so called been altered??

Anyway, I work for a computer company who host web sites etc. I asked other techies and although its possible to alter someones site, its very difficult. Its IMMENSELY difficult to try and hack the UN site! (so yeah, we should all believe JWs and reason that official government sites can be hacked and CHANGED?)

The only other possibility is that an apostate got a job writing the website for the UN. In which case, he / she is sacked! lol.

This whole accusation can be disproven with any individual's communication with the UN NGO department directly. Will they lie? Will the printed NGO list lie?

Sirona

safe4kids

Bothers and Sisters!! Why the surprise?? Don't you know that greatwhitegodjehover ALWAYS exposes wrongdoing??!

2) In 1991, pre-internet, they thought they would be safe climbing in bed with the UN, who would find out? That damn information-super-highway!

The WWW and yes, WE APOSTATES! are instruments...verily I say to thee! INSTRUMENTS, doncha know...and um er...I LIKE instruments, very much...has anyone seen my batteries?

Dana

"...I'd walk with my people if I could find them..."

Third Eye Blind, Deep Inside of You

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