Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

by unclebruce 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • BATHORY
    BATHORY

    Gday big unc, ive sent you about 20 text messages and was supprised you didnt reply. I assumed you disowned me pal.

    Just to refresh your memory, the offer was 2000 australian, each clue costs him 500. I gave him 1 clue, thats 1500 aus. Ok when you came to see me that day, we discussed this. I gave you all i had that day and we discussed the ballance payable. Firstly i indicated to you that i knew he had received the solution from gedanken for the reasons i offered to you that day. We had a bit of a giggle over the whole thing and decided to continue gulping down my cold and hot provisions whilst discussing the " big picture " like old pals. It was quite nice acyually and i remember feeling quite close to you that time you left. Mate , i sent him the 500 as i told you then, because it is spare money for me and he needed it even though he didnt solve the puzzle himself. I was talking to him by email at that stage, and i discovered that unlike his h2o persona or the way i perceived him be be on that forum, he was a guy in desperate need and a nice guy at that ! We discussed his coming to australia and i offered to help him out when he was here in any way i could. You know im that sort of person. Putting the stupid riddle aside and the fact that i am an established JW and he comes accross as an opposer, we are both extended family and i am obliged as a christian in the true sense to help his as i can. That was what the 500 was about and you know that.

    As for the superdome, it was interesting. I charged through 2 beers during the watchtower summary in the same place we met that day, i must say i was looking for my long lost unc actually. I thought you may supprise me, or be there handing out alternative litter(ature) to the masses of sheeplike ones there.
    Funny most of the talkes there including the dsiapointing drama peddled the theme of " do not put chit on the elders and the org ", they are trying their best. Whilst that is a fair request backed up with sort of relevant scripture, could not all religions use the same pitch to prove they are not perfect but still hold the exclusive right to " truth " from the almighty ?? Much more to say but i must get to bed, up at the early hour of 10 am in the morn.

    Farkle if your out there pal, i am more than happy to buy you a ticket to sydney and give you some spending money if you would like to come see me and de unc !

  • Prisca
    Prisca
    Much more to say but i must get to bed, up at the early hour of 10 am in the morn.

    He says at 11.20pm. Does the bat need 10 1/2 hours of sleep???

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Bathory,

    Thanks for your reply. (my old mobile is long gone thus no text messages for me .. no mobile coverage to the bush block :(

    Yes Bathory you're right you shared a few beers with me that day and got Farkel out of a pickle (we were both surprised by his situation and got on really well - like I said Bathory .. I like ya a lot) I'm sorry for any missunderstandings about about the game rules etc.. i'm just calling it as an old bloke remmembers it. (e.g: i remmember Farkel saying he had a little help but thought that was within the rules) I remmber we were going to go to Star City casino and try and double his money or something .. can't remmber what happened to that plan .. we lost contact i guess :(

    You really gonna fly Farkel out here? .. (make sure the pilots not a raghead OK?) Don't worry about spending money .. it's just the big airfare lump that's putting me in it .. and if you do, nothing fancy eh? .. back of an air India jumbo with the toilet door open's good enough for the farkelmeister ;)

    Glad you enjoyed the assembly .. now off to bed there's a good vamp.. no you're not really .. unc leaving before he gets mushy .. I'm not taking back the mad as a cut snake remark .. no way!

    cheers bigfella and i'm sorry if farkels predicament colored my judgment ..

    PS: Hey you made me go to one assembly you mad bastard .. no way I'm gonna go to another one just to play stand in the ile and look like a dick! (get Farkel here and I'll drag him to one for ya .. you could make it a precondition or something .. ;)

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    Hey Prisca, this is Bathory .. Bathory say something non-sexist to Prisca .. LOL (Bathory's a genuine night owl .. he has me shagged out reciting obscure Henry Lawson at 3am .. ;)

    unc hitt'n the sack.

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