So you have a chance in 2000 - thats actually not bad at all and when you take out all the men in the crowd - thats gotta make the odds even more in your favour! I hope you have a VERY good birthday and I expect vivid details in my email box if you do!
If I could teleport as a day to day thing my life would be a whole lot interesting. I could stay in bed right til the last minute in the morning and then step into my teleporter and be at my desk in seconds instead of an hour.
I would teleport to my friend's yacht in Southampton after work for drinks and kisses in the sun. Then I'd leave her and her boyfriend to it and teleport myself and ex Mr C to the Skylon tower overlooking Niagara Falls as they start to play the coloured lights on the water at dusk and we'd have dinner. Then I would teleport to Hemp Lover's porch and have a last beer with her and discuss the day. She's probably talk me into staying the night and so i would. I'd have breakfast with her and T and then borrow some clothes for work and hop back in the teleporter to my desk.
Sigh....oh if only!