Give me the remote for the Teleporter and I'll send all of you to the Kingdom Hall next April 1st.
Warlock
Teleportation - It exists! Where will you go ?
by Crumpet 37 Replies latest jw friends
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jaguarbass
Teleportation has been invented and proven to work and be safe. No leaving of limbs in one town while you go to another. What is more the governments are cracking down on vehicle travel to help slow down climate change.
(Dont ask me what teleporters run on - its not nuclear or fossil fuels - maybe wind farms? Then again maybe slowing down climate change will stop it being so windy and then we'd have fuel shortages...)
Where would you travel if you could teleport anywhere you liked in a second?
I was listening to Coast to Coast radio, here in the states earlier in the week. It is a show that deals with fringe issues like this. The guest claimed that he was a time traveler and that time travel has been going on throughout time. He says most time travelers are coming from the year 3500 about. I think that is when man has figured out how to time travel or as you say teleportation.
This fellow says not everyone can time travel, Its like being an astronaut. Not everyone goes on the space shuttle. He also says there are men in black, time travel policemen that monitor teleportations. They say if you come from the future and you visit yourself in the past and come in contact with yourself, I think he refered to their being a major explosion like a nuclear bomb.
But he says teleportation is why man makes technological advances.
Thats what you get when you listen to late night radio in Amerika.
Back to your question, where would I travel, if I could teleport anywhere in a second. I would come visit you, If that would be ok.
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gaiagirl
Give credit where credit is due, Gene Roddenberry did not conceive teleportation. Teleporters were featured prominently in the Warner Bros. cartoon *Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century", circa 1952, as a large glass sphere into which Daffy and Porky stepped, vanished, and reappeared in another sphere located at their destination. Even earlier, the series of "Mars" novels by Edgar Rice Burroughs involved the adventures of John Carter, an Earthman, who teleported himself to the red planet by simply wishing very, very, hard. Still, I am encouraged to learn of this development, and hope it becomes widespread. Vehicular transportation has kind of reached a saturation point, and I see teleportation as a solution to all kinds of urban problems.
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wednesday
I'd like to be beamed to London for starters. Then to Ireland.
I have that little diddy "England swings " stuck in my head. I love rain and think I'd fit right in.
beam me up Scottie
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passive suicide
Well lemme see...........First I would visit bigfoot, and have a BBQ..........THEN.I would go to Scotland, and have tea with Nessie........then I would go see the face on Mars, and pluck those pesky eyebrow hairs out..........nasty things those........Then i would go to Hell with a great big glass of ice-water.just to gloat........then I would visit the long lost pyrimid builders.and hitch a ride on their ship to Jupiter.and when it was alllllll over....I'd still crack an ice cold beer.just like any other day..and proced to get drunk knowing this is all there is:P!
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Crumpet
Back to your question, where would I travel, if I could teleport anywhere in a second. I would come visit you, If that would be ok.
Only if you wear your uniform and cuff me Jagbass!
metaspy - so sorry - there is no proof as i just made it up for the sake of spurring the imaginations of JWD.
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IP_SEC
Mars, specifically Cydonia region. I really want to know and see it for myself.
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Crumpet
Mars, specifically Cydonia region. I really want to know and see it for myself.
Whats Mars got that I aint? Huh?
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UnConfused
I'd go to Arizona. My bro-in-law is there and I'd like to visit him and his family and the Red Sox are playing there today.
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Mrs Smith
I would love to visit with you, have a bottle of wine (each?) and chat about life in general. Then I would go and visit the people that I have met on this forum one by one. I guess I'll be away for a long time.