I'll start with a couple.....JWs believe that EVERYTHING in Revelation is symbolic EXCEPT the number 144,000.
JWs believe that donating blood is wrong. Yet JWs can accept "blood fractions" which can only be recieved if one donates blood!
Name Some RIDICULOUS JW Beliefs
by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends
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kid-A
Or you could just BTT this one?
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ButtLight
Or you could just BTT this one?
LMFAO.......um, he got ya min! I think the napkin on the head, or diaper, if no napkin is available is pretty stupid!
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Alligator Wisdom
We are living at the extreme end of the final part of the last days.
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
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fullofdoubtnow
Name Some RIDICULOUS JW Beliefs
All of them.
I can't think of any that aren't ridiculous
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blondie
The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve.... It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;....
The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared to the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God.
J. F. Rutherford, Reconciliation, 1928, p. 14.
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crashfire451
Personally, I like the one about the all-knowing, all-powerful, invisible someone who designed and created all that exists. Ridiculous.
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minimus
Ridiculous: ONLY the Watchtower Society knows that the end is very very very close.
That everyone but JWs will die at Armageddon and even if you're a Witness, if you aren't zealous enough, you're gonna die too!
Beards are "worldly" yet Jesus had a beard
Elders should give public talks with a suit only! A navy blue blazer and gray pants is forbidden.
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sexyk
You cant smoke, but yet back in the 30's and 40's, it was acceptable to smoke. Even my uncle (who's still in the religion, although he doesn't agree with most of it) said he remembered someone smoking at the back of the hall. HAHA.
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BFD
The number one ridiculous JW belief is...
"We have the truth"
BFD