When the smoking ban first came out, it was stated that smoking was the "practice of spiritism!"
Name Some RIDICULOUS JW Beliefs
by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Hortensia
demons in the clothes you buy at the thrift store, demons in books, demons in television programs, demons in people's houses, demons demons demons
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minimus
That you can't have oral sex with your marriage mate because it imitates "homosexual" behavior.
"French kissing" can be considered "loose conduct".
Looking at "hard-core porn" can get you removed from a position in the congregation and get you df'd
That elders MUST ask extremely personal questions about what went on sexually with another so that they can know what to "charge" you with
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wednesday
what a stupid low level job for any demon-if all i had to do what haunt a house of hang out in an antique store-I'd ask for a different job
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minimus
The whole judicial process is ridiculous! The Bible does not give Christians this formula (that JWs have) to try a case. The accused has NO RIGHTS!
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drew sagan
That any critical analysis of their religion is an attack from Satan and his demons.
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Seeker4
Yeah, the demonized clothing thing is right up there.
How about this: Because two people were beheaded thousands of years apart at birthday celebrations, Jehovah was trying to tell us that b'days are bad! Hey, he could have said that without so much drama, eh?? I was thinking that maybe he was really saying b'days are okay, just don't lop someone's head off during the party!!
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DawnLS620
Here's a good one for ya. .. . .how about the one in the 70's (believe it came out in 74 or 75) that oral sex was a disfellowshipping offense. There were tons of people who "confessed" to still doing the "dirty deed" and were disfellowshipped. Marriages broke up - tons of divorces where one spouse was a JW and the other wasn't. . .it was a mess. I believe this was all in Crisis of Conscience. Then a few years later (I was long since gone) they came out and said it was a "matter of conscience - that what two people did in the bedroom was their own business. GEEZ - who the hell sat around and thought up that one???????????? LOLOL
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stillajwexelder
If I get my wife writhing in ecstasy by eating her kitty kitty, I can be DFd and not get into the new system if I dont repent
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WTWizard
Here are a few to add to the list: You cannot celebrate Christmas because it's worshiping the sun. Birthdays are bad because two people murdered innocent people while celebrating theirs--and supposedly those are the only two birthdays in the Bible (compare Luke 2:10-14). That people are happiest just above the poverty level. Demons are ready to attack anyone and at any time. That you would be protected from all disease by not committing fornication or taking a blood transfusion (while leaving out the tuberculosis you can get at the door and the sicknesses from not enough sleep). Armageddon is so close--that they are attempting to set a date. The two-witness rule on pedophiles. Most people, even active members, will die at Armageddon.