Beautiful Women and Dorks (page 2)

GentlyFeral

Well, when I was a cute young tchotchke, I married a cute little twink. A carpenter, so he had muscles. And yes, we were both jaydubs.

He was also smart, had a big heart, and gave riveting talks. If that hadn't been true, he would have had to rope some stupid little tchotchke.

Anyway, he never made ministerial servant nor elder, and I never pioneered hardly at all, but he's still a spiritual man, even though he is an atheist today.

And we're still together, even though the twink-ness is long gone. He was never a dork, though.

gently feral

brinjen

What's this
you speak of brinjen?

Backgammon of course. What did you think I was referring to? What else can a man and woman do? Alone? With alcohol? And fluffy toys? And a can of whipped cream? With chocolate sauce?

nvrgnbk

Backgammon of course.

That's what I thought you were referring to brinjen. Just wanted to make sure.

i'm still wondering how i got my wife. women say i'm good looking, but, i think my wife could do way better. i've always been able to get with hotties. when i was a bouncer, i was with 3-4 women a week. one told me i was cute, but, what really drew her to me was my personality. i don't know, maybe there's some truth to that. whatever the case, my wife is so awesome, i think she's wasting her time with me. i won't tell her that though.

nvrgnbk

i think she's wasting her time with me

Agreed.

bigdreaux

nvr haha, you suck.

nvrgnbk

nvr haha, you suck.

Love ya buddy!

eclipse

Backgammon of course. What did you think I was referring to? What else can a man and woman do? Alone? With alcohol? And fluffy toys? And a can of whipped cream? With chocolate sauce?

L M A O

That's exactly what I thought you meant

misanthropic

Hmmmm I don't know, I've also seen some beautiful witty, sharp, well spoken men in the "truth" and in "the world" with women you wouldn't expect to see them with. I think some men may take this song too seriously:

Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[ Add smiley grin here- and winking smiley as well ]

FlyingHighNow

Well, looks don't make a person truly interesting or even truly sexy. And I am living proof that as you get older, you don't look like a 20 something beauty any longer.

"Young and beautiful, someday your looks will be gone. When the others turn you off, who'll be turning you on? I will. I will. I willlllll be there to share forever. Think of me babe whenever, some sweet talkin' girl comes along, singing her song...."

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