Gopher:
Jehovah is so insecure -- if you don't keep praising him, he'll reach out and getcha.
That would be funny if it weren't for the mind numbing fear that is the underlying foundation for many -- perhaps most -- peoples homage to their frightful little deities.
I understand our heartfelt desires to give thanks for life, but why we so often appoint such vile little creatures to glorify, is beyond me.
j