Since being open to the truth abou Da Troof, whenever I read Watchtower articles, their titles are always combinations of the same thing, just rehatched and modified to say teh same exact thing... does anybody get what I mean?
Serve Jehovah and Have Ever-lasting Peace!
Serve Jehovah and Keep and mild Spirit, always Remembering Jesus Christ Is Your Lord!
The Faithful and Discreet Slave Class Serving Spiritual Food To the Whole World!
Wives Be submissive to Your Husbands!
Husbands, Treat Her as Your Own Body!
Okay but is it me, or with these catchy titles they are trying to saying something they can't ay without alerting a few eyebrows. So if you are up, lets give the Fateful and Disqurete Slave some help for some future Watchtower and Awake articles. Lets just break tehm down so the public can understand what tehy really mean...
Wives, when he Say Make Hi m ASandwich, Get Him A Sandwich!
Why Aren't You In Field Service More Often?
Depressed- Well Jehovah Blames You for It!
The Internets is Bad! Turn it Off, Demons Are In Your House now, Run- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Are You Being Obediant? Because We TOLD You SONS of B*TCHEs To BE OUT IN FIELD SERVICE!!!!!!one111
Jehovah Is In Your Marriage and he Prefers Missionary!
Wives? Has that Sandwich Been Made Yet?
School? Whats wrong With field Service... Looks Like Someone Doesn't Want to Live Forver, I See!
Will You be In the New System? Maybe- How is your Time Looking?
Quit Being Fasioned After this System of Things... You Sisters are Beginning To Dress Like Whores Again!
Are Your Kids Faithful Servants of Jehovah? WHY NOT?! WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU - LET THAT GOAT GO!
Thats all I have so far, maybe you can come up with some more.