Kinda Bored- Lets Invent Future Watchtower Titles...

by saywhat29 45 Replies latest jw experiences

  • serotonin_wraith
    serotonin_wraith

    'Free Magazine! (But donations to cover printing costs are accepted)'

    'If The Date Is 2050, This May Be Old Light'

    'Porn Inside!'

    'Sitting On The Toilet? Read Me If You're Bored!'

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Depressed? Broke? Suicidal? Why not pioneer!

    Depressed? You are possesed by demons!

    Education.... You Don't Need It

    Why the WTS needs your money more than you

    Sisters: Are you exposing your ankles in the KH?

  • ninja
    ninja

    morning brinjy

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    Christ - Is he for Christians ?

    Ninja - you have a PM (it's a fact, not a title)

    Depressed? You are possesed by demons!

    EXCELLENT - "Depressed" could be replaced with anything... happy... feeling spiritually fulfilled... alive...

  • FadingAway
    FadingAway

    Young People Ask...."How Can I Avoid the Stains of Mastubation?"

  • ninja
    ninja

    wow alphy...(Ninja you have a PM)....I thought you'd found out about my parliamentary rent boy activity for a moment....muhahahah

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Morning ninjy....

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    NINJA If I could find a website to host the photos, I'd prove it to the world

    Still, could be worse.. PM could mean Post Mortem !

    I will post a WT title here just to stay on topic

    err... err...

    Further Education - Jesus Didn't Go To College !

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    Windows Vista - proof of demonic possession ?

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Special 500 page insert on what you must do to prevent demons from murdering your first born

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