Kinda Bored- Lets Invent Future Watchtower Titles... (page 5)

I SALUTE YOU SAYWHAT 29!!!

This is one of the best JWD laughs I've had in quite a while.

Your timing of the "sandwiches" was impeccable.

Open Mind

I salute you SAYWHAT29!!!

I haven't had this good of JWD laugh in quite a while.

Your "sandwich" timing was perfect.

Open Mind

I dont have anything to contribute, other than this tread is freakin' hilarious!

Pulling this thread out of the graveyard for Halloween!

"Education-You Don't Need None"

"Why Baptism for Infants is Improper-At Least Wait Until They Are Four"

"Why Meeting Attendance Is Important-We May Change the Meaning of Generation Again and You Will Miss It"

The privelege of honest hearted ones is displayed when getting a proper haircut for Jehovahs organization

The privelege of being a JW is shown when you teach your bible studies why masturbation is evil

The privelege of cleaning the KH is shown by not throwing up after the meeting

The privelege of field service is shown by using all your car's gas to deliver the new tracts to strangers who dont want to read it

Yes brothers and sisters we are working together with you to show Jehovah how much we can tolerate going door to door

Its a Privelege!!

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