GETTING EVEN WITH JUNK MAILERS..... (page 3)

Hermano

Ok, that edited invitation was HILARIOUS!!!!

vitty

I wish I could get some of your "edited" version of the invitation. I d replace my jw familys with them and i dont think theyed even notice

Mary

Vitty, you can PM me your address and I'd be happy to send you copies of my version.

XJWNB

That was real good, Mary. You have a hidden talent.

brinjen

Mary, once again I have been cleaning liquid (iced coffee) from both my monitor and keyboard with a big smile on my face. Thank you!

PEC

Mary, I love you.

If the junk mailer is in TX attach the junk mail return envelope to a sandbag.

If the junk mailer is in CA attach the junk mail return envelope to a 5 gallon water bottle.

Philip

mrsjones5

I would love to save that and print it out just in case some jws come to my door

That was a good idea mary.

What I like to do is call them up and tell them to send the card. When they ask for information I say: "What do you need any information for? You said I was PRE-APPROVED - that means I'm already approved" Then they explain that "no" they need more info and that's when i tell them "So really PRE-APPROVED means NOT DISQUALIFIED" -- but not until I've run them thru the paces pretty good.

I know it's lame, but I don't have a life....

Mary

I know it's lame, but I don't have a life....

Dear Brother UnConfused. Perhaps you should consider pioneering with Brother Nvrgnbk as I hear he's looking for a pioneer partner. He's so full of ~~shit~~ zeal for the Kingdom that I just know the two of you would have blessings poured out on the both of you, until there is no more want.

nvrgnbk

Anyone who loves our murderous God Jehovah as much as I do is welcome to join me in my full-time ministry.

I can't wait till the blood from the winepress of the wrath of Jehovah reaches up to my nostrils.

Come one, come all. The time left is reduced!

Your kind thoughts remind me of a worldly song, Sister Mary..........pour some blessings on me! Or something to that effect.

GETTING EVEN WITH JUNK MAILERS.....

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