Give me your best JW door to door presentation

JH

Make it short and convince me that you have the right religion

WTWizard

OK, so it will be short but not telling people that it is the right religion. Instead, I will use fully integrated honesty.

Hello, we are Jehovah's Witlesses and we are here to take control of every aspect of your life. You will have to stop doing everything that is part of normal human life and spend all your time and money screeching around doing this door to door work with us. And, if you break one of our millions of rules, you will be cut off from any family members that you are supposed to be bringing into this cult.

JH

That sounds very appealing WTWizard

AgentSmith

Good Day Mr Householder. Lots of crime about dont you agree? ( Allow householder to comment)

Yes I agree. Its a crime that I am going to waste 5 minutes of my and your time this morning with this brainless sales pitch, and we are not going to get these 5 minutes back. So, here is the magazine, Just take the thing. Ihave 55 minutes more of this to do today.

Be seeing ya!

Dragonlady76

I would ask if you loves god's creation......then I would take off my top

Boobies ....boobies.....boobies....must worship the boobies.....

drew sagan

The following is a classic JW presentation:

Hello!

We are just some volunteers working in the area today, talking with people about the Bible.....

(wait for person to say they are not interested and close the door)

Mariusuk.

"Wanna magazine?"

"They're free and have pictures have everything"

"Did I mention they're free, freeeeeeeeeee"

"nuts"

Bumble Bee

I used to copy points from the KM and put it in the front of my bible for reference. I've thrown all that out now, so I don't have a clue what to say anymore!!

BB

BFD

My brother used to place all his magazines every Saturday while I hardly was ever able to place any. I found out years later how he did it.

We were only little tykes when forced to go out in field service. He would tell the householders if he didn't place all his magazines his mom would beat him when she got him home.

Now that's what I call a good Witness!

BFD

Back then the rags were "Only 10 cents to cover the cost of printing"

Stealth453

"Hi, wanna buy a phonebook?"

Give me your best JW door to door presentation

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