Give me your best JW door to door presentation (page 2)

Hortensia

good morning. I'm bored out of my mind and don't really want to talk to you so I wish you had the consideration to peek out your windows, figure out who we are, and ignore us so we could waste some time on your doorstep admiring your roses before we move on.

Wordly Andre

Now maybe if some of the JW's that knock on my door say that kind of shit I wouldn't have to take my shotgun with me everytime I answer the door

OUTLAW

Good Morning!..We`re Jehovah`s Witness`s!..We don`t know what we believe.. Crazy Eyes ..So,we`re going from door to door to find out..Do you know what we believe?......LOL!!...OUTLAW

Warlock

Good morning. If you don't believe what I'm about to tell you, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

Warlock

JH

..Do you know what we believe?......

You believe in taking the longest route to get from point A to point B, thinking it makes God happy.

lawrence

Good morning! I was told that visiiting you and your neighbors with magazines and books would make me less suicidal. I was also told that my wife would give me sex when I came home from the visits. Isn't that good news?

JH

Hey Warlock

I copied what you said

Good morning. If you don't believe what I'm about to tell you, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

and pasted it in Control Panel/ Speech where it says "use the follow text to preview the voice"....lmao

Then click on "Preview Voice"

brinjen

Good morning, lovely day isn't it? I was just admiring your rose garden. Wow, that's a beautiful gun you have there, good to see you keep the barrel clean too. You must really love animals, never before have I seen such white teeth on a pit bull terrior before. I'm here to give you these magazines, free of charge. They make for handy toilet paper, bye!

fedorE

Actuall presentation from former friend of mine

"hi do you want this"

"No?"

"ok by"

MY presentation as i was goin to leave JWS.....

pretend knock.

HMMMM. guess no one home.

cab1000

Hello, my friend _(witness buddy)________ and I are talking to you and your neighbors about (insert topic from placement watchtower or awake ) this issue affects us all, no matter what religion we are. Would you agree?

Yes?______ you'll find this article _______ interesting, it discusses the topic in further detail. Would you like a copy of this, along with its companion, the awake?

No? Would you like a copy of this article that discusses the issue further?

Its no wonder that it hardly works! If I did make a placement, it was to get rid of me, I bet. Thank goodness we don't have to humiliate ourselves with that anymore!

Give me your best JW door to door presentation

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