36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system

by Gopher 30 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Gopher

  The world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop

  One angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the Bible's account of Jehovah wiping out the Assyrian army in ancient times.

  So take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful Watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non Witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.

  Divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.

  Since there are, as per the Bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of Jehovah's execution.

  Aren't you looking forward to seeing Jehovah's heavenly organization in action, causing widespread death and destruction, with people of all ages falling into earth's deep crevasses?
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  snowbird

  Aren't you looking forward to seeing Jehovah's heavenly organization in action, causing widespread death and destruction, with people of all ages falling into earth's deep crevasses?

  No. I'm looking forward to Messiah's touchdown on the Mount of Olives which is toward the east of Jerusalem as per Zechariah 14 and Acts 1.

  Peace out.

  Snowbird
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  Gopher

  This is "the truth" according to people who teach that you must adhere to their organization, or go screaming / crying into a violent death. This is the reality of what is taught in their literature and from their platforms.

  Yes, it is the GOOD news of the Kingdom.
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  tnangel73

  Ugh. All that math! Now my head hurts. Too bad I wasn't encouraged to go to college. Maybe I would have had a decent reply to post. :D
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  snowbird

  This is "the truth" according to people who teach that you must adhere to their organization, or go screaming / crying into a violent death. This is the reality of what is taught in their literature and from their platforms.

  Yes, it is the GOOD news of the Kingdom

  I know, I know. That's why I used to have panic attacks at the KH. I know a lot of decent, kind folks who would put some JW's to shame. On the other hand, I know some JW's who aren't worth the salt that goes into their bread. How could a loving God simply kill people because they didn't listen to a few remarks from a JW? It just didn't add up.

  Snowbird
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  Gopher

  Sorry Tennessee Angel -- just got carried away.

  To boil it down -- let's just say that one night at a Florida Marlins ballgame, every seat in the house was filled by an angel who materialized into a baseball fan. Dolphins stadium in Miami has 36,331 seats in its baseball configuration.

  After watching the Marlins lose yet another game, the angels (properly enraged) dematerialize and carry out their divine assignment for each one go kill 185,001 humans -- about the same number that angel killed that night according to the Bible where it says one angel slaughtered the Assyrian army.

  The entire human population of earth (except for JW's who didn't piss off their divine master) could be wiped out.
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  Gopher

  How could a loving God simply kill people because they didn't listen to a few remarks from a JW? It just didn't add up.

  Snowbird - sounds like cognitive dissonance, doesn't it?
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  berylblue

  Oh, goodie. Can they stop at 740 Upper State Road in North Wales, PA first?

  Much appreciated.
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  Gopher

  Berylblue,

  Why on earth would angels want to go to a Costco?
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  Brain Dead

  Yes it's plain to see that Jehovah is a loving and just god, wait a minute didn't he previously destroy all the human inhabitance on earth once already ? I think I'm going to start reading his magazines again !