36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system

by Gopher 30 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    yes but how many fit on the head of a pin?

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    Because every last f-ing Costco member is a self-entitled piece of sh*t. And I have the misfortune of selling wireless to them. BUT NOT FOR LONG -

    PS
    I KNEW someone would Google it. LOVE YOU!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    I love it when the absurdity is presented so simply.

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    PS And because we have really great deals on Verizon. Don't executioning angels need the most reliable wireless network?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Snowbird - sounds like cognitive dissonance, doesn't it?

    It was cognitive dissonance. I exited stage left. Next will be my golden child.

    Snowbird

    PS: I'm a fast learner.

  • sparrow
    sparrow

    I wonder if my designated angel would give me a last wish.

    If he/she is listening - a bottle of wine and a pizza please

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    ROFL at these comments. Yes the angels probably would appreciate the latest in wireless technology. Get 36,000 units ready (just in case). Can you hear me now?

    Sparrow I think the angels are gender-less. That way they can kill without emotion. More importantly, would you want pepperoni with that?

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    Yes, indeedie. "Yo, executioning angels - can you hear me now???? F- YOU!"

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    BTW, I can consume three steak strombolis and five glasses of wine in under an hour - so who, really, holds the critical edge here?

  • heathen
    heathen

    That or as per science about one asteroid or gloabal warming. Is that something you actually saw in a WT publication. I know I've seen that comparison in the Isaiah book but it didn't say the angel couldn't kill more than 185,000 asyrians .

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