Now Voyager -
Charlotte Vale: Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Gone With The Wind -
Rhett Butler: No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.
Monty Python's Life of Brian -
Brian's Mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story?
Brian: There's no pleasing some people.
Ex-Leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!
Pontious Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
(I could basically post the whole script of this film - it just cracks me up)
Young Frankenstein -
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
(Sorry about the formatting, or lack of - working on a mac, you don't get all the normal options, at least that is what this technically challenged member experiences!)
