Everything from Soapdish, but here's a few:
Edwards: I would like to voice my strong concern about this show's spiraling decline in ratings. David, ever since you took us to the Caribbean, it's been Jamaica homeless people sucking soup, and a big wave outside that cost a hundred thousand dollars. That's depressing and it's expensive, two words I hate. You know the words I like? I like the word "peppy" and the word "cheap". Peppy and cheap.
Rose Schwartz: Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.
Montana Moorehead: YOU - promised me you would get rid of Celeste. WE WERE BOTH NAKED AND YOU PROMISED! NAKED!
David Barnes: Hey! We were never naked.
Montana Moorehead: Well, we could have been!
Celeste Talbert: [accepting an award] Ohhh, there's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
[At their table]
Ariel Maloney: Bitch!
David Barnes: Hag!
Montana Moorehead: I hate her so much!
Ariel Maloney: Why, Bolt! I didn't realize you were here.
Bolt: Well... I am.
Jeffrey Anderson: You speak beautifully for a mute.
Rose Schwartz: You know, I'd think you were acting, but you've never been this good.
Celeste Talbert: Why are you here?
Jeffrey Anderson: This is my apartment. I live here. Why are YOU here?
David Barnes: [about Montana] She's got a lot of spirit.
Lori Craven: She's a deranged bitch.
Edwards: There's a nurse in the restaurant. Did I miss a meeting?
Montana Moorehead: [about Lori Craven] She has more lines than I do and she's a GOD DAMN MUTE!