Would You Build an Ark...

by AGuest 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    If you heard [God] ask you to?

    Or would you...

    1. Check to see if He told anyone else to build one, too...

    2. Ask anyone else if they also heard Him tell you...

    3. Check with your family, friends... or religious leader... to see what you should do...

    4. Worry that you're "gonna look crazy"...

    5. Worry that you ARE crazy...

    6. Wait to see if it's going to rain...

    7. Wait to see if it's going to flood...

    8. Say "no"...

    9. Ignore the request... and say/do nothing...

    I'm just askin'.

    Peace to you!

    SA

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    God has been absent for my whole life. I'd have to wonder if I had a mental problem and would probably go to the nearest mental health facility

    nj

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    Definitely number 5.

  • Spectre
    Spectre

    10) Ask, "What's a cubit?"

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Number 8. He could do it much faster himself.

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    If I believed in God, I would ask him why he wanted me to build an ark since he promised no more floods through his rainbow covenant.

  • Hermano
    Hermano

    I'd have a lot of tough questions to ask. Like where the heck have you been all this time? Also, I'd negotiate for special powers. Otherwise he can build it his damned self.

  • brinjen
    brinjen
  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    If he paid me half a bil and also paid for the materials

    The way preachers are always begging for money for him though... he would have to pay up front. I think he must be pretty close to broke all the time. Poor little guy.

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    I always heard when you talk to God thats acceptable.

    When he talks to you. You are crazy.

    Either that or you are a teleevangalist.

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